schoona doona

When one has gotten intoxicated from too many schooners and can not even feel the sensation of cold, this allowing them to fall asleep naked on the curb

"had me schoona doona on last night, woke up no pants, no idea where I was, and no worries"

by Mdeezo October 28, 2022

Schnoofles

When the Kiki does bumps and/or lines of cocaine

Would you like a cocktail and some schnoofles?

by anonymous November 19, 2022

Shnoonar

A word made by a guy whos really high and trying to describe how they’re feelings

“Im totally Shnoonar Right Now”

by ShnoonarMaker December 3, 2022

schnoopoloop

An insult; often used towards friends when they’re acting dumb

Oh my goodness, you are such a schnoopoloop.

by Schnoopoloop December 7, 2022

Schnoodle

An uncircumcised penis with extra long foreskin.

Paul, put your damn schnoddle away, it smells lake gay dumpster sex in here!

Last time I went fishing with Paul we weren't having any luck. He pulled out his schnoodle and used it like a casting net and caught a monster trout.

This is the last time I agree to putting that schnoodle in my my mouth, Paul. I lost consciousness after choking on all the loose skin.

by anonymous December 21, 2022

Schooning

To raise and activate the sail known as the "schoon." Commonly used by amateurs with aspirations of sailing but are poor and live landlocked so they're best attempt is in using nautical terms in their everyday life.

Once I graduate and my industry is booming, I'll be schooning.

by Harold Bungus September 14, 2023

schnoof

A term of endearment used to signal to your significant other that they are indeed in trouble for something that they haven't done yet but you are 78% sure that they will do in the next couple of hours that is unacceptable. If it could be translated into an action it would take the form of a butt-squeeze swiftly followed by a punch to the kidney.

Ugh...somethings not quite right...Sophie keeps staring at me and laughing uncontrollably without telling me what in the hard-boiled fuck is going on. Shes up to something and I'm obviously not going to appreciate it.. time to call her out.. "Youd better not schnoof me this afternoon, its as hot as a pair of tits in this car and I'm just not in the mood!"

"Why do you have to be such a schnoof when im doing my taxes online"

by Zaccadacca93 November 2, 2023