Skip to main content

smackable

An ass that just makes you go crazy! A nice big firm ass.
"Damn, that girls ass is smackable!!"
by bodebldr2000 May 22, 2006
mugGet the smackable mug.

vagina smacks

The sound your vagina makes when your walking.
Haven't you ever wondered what that was called. Like your walking and your like whats that sound my vaginas making. Well now you know its vagina smacks.
by Ericka May 30, 2006
mugGet the vagina smacks mug.
Related Words

cunny-smacking

verb
The act of smacking the cunny with the hand to tease and/or arouse pleasure. Often performed with the labia relatively closed together, but can be performed with the clitoris exposed with hard smacking for intense arousal.

Cunny-smacking is usually executely lightly with the fingers togethers, or sometimes the combined motion of smacking and grinding with the palm of the hand.

Recently, cunny-smackers have evolved their cunny-smacking repertoire to smacking with the back of the hand in a braggadocio manner rather than for practical purposes.

Females occasionally smack their own cunny when masturbating, commonly accompanying the use of sex toys.
Hey, Papi. I loved it when you were cunny-smacking me.
by DJ Totoro July 28, 2008
mugGet the cunny-smacking mug.

smackhead

by geordie October 24, 2003
mugGet the smackhead mug.

Seven Dollar Smackdown

To smack someone in the face with seven dollar bills.
"Get ready for the Seven Dollar Smackdown!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018
mugGet the Seven Dollar Smackdown mug.

Smack the Sack

To masturbate at such a high speed that your hand smacks your scrotum and makes a wet smacking noise.
Yea, I used to smack the sack, but then it got to loud and my parents heard.
by The Guy1 412435235235 January 10, 2009
mugGet the Smack the Sack mug.

smacks o'clock

Ah, smacks o'clock, the time when otherwise sane young people become agitated with the progression of the night, and head off to a more ebullient nightspot.

During a lull in conversation, someone will mention how smacks o'clock must be approaching. Nobody knows the exact moment this most undefinable of time begins. Estimates by renowned scientologists and psychic media (surely the plural of medium) have placed the time as early as 10pm, but other sources have suggested a time much closer to midnight. Either way, when the feeling is right, the nebulous idea of a smacks visit enters the minds of the merry band.

Surely, soon we will be drinking £1 bottles, doing the macarena, requesting naughty big screen messages and perving over teenage girls. There will be flashcards aplenty, and injokes galore as the feeling gathers pace.

And then it happens. Suddenly, every glass is empty. We are astanding, moving towards the exit of the pre-smacks drinking establishment, and we are on our way

Another night has begun
Human Being: Let us depart this shithole, surely it is smacks o'clock

Human Being: Don't be silly, it's only ten to smacks

Human Being: STFU, I want to request Total Eclipse of the Heart
by The Mysterious Wanker August 22, 2009
mugGet the smacks o'clock mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email