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Chancimus Prime

AKA The Chance Master. He who gets all the chances with zero effort is graced with this nomen.
My name is Chancimus Prime, leader of the Autochances.
by R Abe January 3, 2008
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Prime Time Grime

N- The dirtiest grimiest stage of dirt ass, to the point of having physical grime on your body or forehead like a grease monkey.

V- The act of being the dirtiest you have ever been.
N- That plummer was prime time grime, he smelt of rotten whale vagina.

V- I'm straight up Prime time grime right now, I knew I should have bleeched that girls vagina.
by Brandon Taylor November 13, 2006
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Prime Parking

The parking space you drive three times around the lot to try and achieve.
by mikep0022 August 4, 2007
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Prime Pickles

When something is pro, awesome, prime!
Guy 1: dude did you see that new movie?
Guy 2: Yeah dude it was PRIME PICKLES!!!
by LMFMC FUCKER June 7, 2009
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prime instant video and chill

Taylor: Thanks for taking me out to this fancy restaurant, that was so sweet of you!
Tom: Wanna come with me to my crib?
Taylor: Of course I do!
*walk into his crib*
Tom: So you wanna prime instant video and chill?
Taylor: Sure, I'm just gonna grab a cucumber real quick
Tom: I already have one here *unzips pants and buries his dick so hard in her ass that whoever pulls it out will be crowned king arthur* whilst sharing a glass of wine with her.
by Thrill Cosby October 6, 2015
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Optimus Prime Time

When a "Prime Time Little Cigar" is cleared out of all tobacco and refilled with medical marijuana then smoked with all the bros.
Dude, pass me that Optimus Prime Time so I can (get toasted) medicate.
by wowimtoasted August 14, 2012
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Bitchamus Prime

Bitchamus prime
Standard definition: when a bitch has reached total bitchin power. They are the bitch who has reached total Nirvana and you can't bring them back down. They are often portrayed as gold diggers although there are exceptions.Notable examples include Naomi Campbell, Kanye Westetc. May become violent when not provoked. May whine and cry over ruined Prada shoes and designer men's satchels.
Example:
Johnny: yo mike that girls is hot!
Mike: yeah but i heard she was a Bitchamus prime. U should avoid her like the plague.

Johnny: yo your right. I heard she she bitched at her boyfriend for not buying her shoes.Thanks bro
Mike: thats what bros are for.

*they proceed to have a moment as a rainbow unicorn comes out of the sky and carries them to bro heaven*
Example #2:
Stacey: Lena did you hear about Brandon?
Lena: Yeah I heard he was a total Bitchamus prime. He yelled at the photographers at his party for not getting his angles.
Stacey: how pathetic!
* they continue to make fun of Brandon*
by Usagi2332 July 13, 2015
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