microcock

Very, very small (micro) penis.

With so much pubic hair, it was impossible to even see Joe's microcock. You'd need a microscope to find it.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Micro-Racism

Micro-Racism is when some somebody is kinda racist usually without realizing it. Usually happens when some privledged white person who is racially ignorant and makes some dumb comment. Like Bradley or some shit says “why can’t white people say the n-word???? Cause their white????? That’s reverse racism.”

Chet: (to black person) “heyyyyy you look like Beyoncé”

Kevin: (to brown person) “where are you from?”
Anyone: “that’s kinda racist..... like micro-racism”

by nat12 July 27, 2018

microaggression

The tiniest of possible insults, not insulting enough to qualify as regular aggression. Generally unintentional, unnoticed, and unimportant, these microaggressions are intended to draw the attention of everyone in the vicinity, and particularly at University should be avoided at all cost.

"This splinter is a microaggression to my finger."
"OMG! Are you going to be allright?! Should I dial 911!?"

by Noisy Ninja January 14, 2015

micro-shaft

A person who has an abnormaly small penis or "shaft".

crikey mate! you've got a micro-shaft.

Sorry, i dont do micro-shaft

by luke riordan, nick brewin April 23, 2006

Uber Micro

Not just the ability to be pro with a mouse and keyboard, but to be so uber with them that you can play at least four games at once and pwn.

Chris's micro is so uber he pwned me at ten games at once.

by Chris, the l33t November 1, 2004

Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny

A miserable little joint, that when rolled, consumes the small bits of bud that were left over from rolling the monsterous joint. This is a pathetic thing that doesn't do much unless you are a pygmy who can't handle the smoke.

Opposite of Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-fatty

"After puffin' that Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-Fatty don't even bother showing me that Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny...because you know, it ain't gonna do nothin."

by Crackmonkey April 22, 2006

microtian

A person with Microtia who is effected with one or both ears closed with a grading system 1-3, other effects have been noted but not limited. - phase coined by Alexander Barker a left side Microtian

I am a Microtian. We are Microtians. Microtians are usually deaf on one side.

by Barkesh Goodkat September 19, 2015