Girthmonger

Surfing terminology for someone who takes the girth of the ocean up the ass.

WOW! Tyler got slammed out there, he's a real girthmonger.

by girth monger September 26, 2025

Girth check

1) a request for your bro to examine your girth to make sure it's sufficient

2) an emergency request for you bro to thoroughly examine your cock to make sure it has not decreased in size, especially the girth department

Hey Giancarlo, can I get a girth check? I'm worried I'm not as girthy as I should be!!

by Jarhominid766 October 9, 2025

Girth maxing

The act of squeezing your fat juicy veiny cock causing the blood to expand and making it appear bigger, if continued it would cause the penis to grown larger but be warned if continued the girth max monster will come and slaughter everyone you know and loved to the fact of ur cock being larger

Joshua “I was just girth maxing”
Thomas “I can tell”

by Goin master November 5, 2025

Girth maxed

When a male enters a vagina too small and it causes severe tearing of it’s inner walls

Did you hear that Johnny Girth Maxed Claire?

by Theedger November 6, 2025

Girth Curtain

The foreskin of a large hog

“If god didn’t want man to crank hog, he wouldn’t have installed the girth curtain”

by StarvinMarvin December 18, 2025

Incredible girth

The inexplicable, unexplainable, incomprehensible powerhouse in which a man can possess in his pants.

Diana: “Do you know that new guy in the office?”
Rebecca: “Oh you mean Chody, yeah he’s such a man.”
Gus (popping out of nowhere): “yeah I was peeing in the urinal next to him and I took a peak and that man has INCREDIBLE GIRTH.”

by Navajoboi November 24, 2018

The Girth Scouts

A group of desperate teens with an incredible amount of girth but not length

“Jenna the Girth Scouts are here!”

by LilDongle February 28, 2019