Ex-boy friend

The one who YOU dumped cuz he either
A. Lives in IDAHOE
B. Gets jelous over nothing
C. You can tell he's telling lies when he says "I love you!"

D. You start liking someone new
E. Looks bad after a while

My ex-boy friend? Ya I dumped his ass cuz of one of the ABCDE he and I are never getting back together... Like ever!!!!!

by U_dont_know_my_name May 19, 2019

Ex on the beach

Ex on the Beach is a British reality television series that is broadcast on MTV. The series was first announced in February 2014and premiered on 22 April 2014.The series is narrated by Irish comedian Andrew Maxwell

Ex on the beach

by mennäperille December 7, 2019

ex-watching

looking for someone while walking in a place that has a high probability of them being there, but hoping not to find them.

~whilst walking on campus~
Friend 1: you look a bit distracted
Friend 2: yeah, ever since Mary and I broke up I am ex-watching while on campus

by socialmediahater March 5, 2023

ex-facebeau

An ex-boyfriend who becomes friends with you on Facebook hoping to get into your pants again.

My husband is so pissed, Eddie, my ex-facebeau, just invited me to his art opening in Soho.

by dear frannie January 27, 2009

ex-vaxxer

An individual who used to love and care about their children but discovered that sacrificing those children to potentially deadly diseases would earn them instant street cred with woke parents, immediately make them smarter than doctors and scientists around the world, and provide a larger pool of potential downlines for their MLM essential oils business.

Some idiot anti-vaxxers are trying to Rebrand themselves and insist on being called "ex-vaxxers" now.

by DelusionsOfAdequacy January 3, 2019

ex-posure

Running into your ex when you least expect it. Totally complicates things, especially when you’re on a paradise island with a bunch of hot guys.

“How did you feel when you were with Dan and Ricci came up on the beach?”

“I just felt like, shit, I’m so not up for ex-posure right now.”

by MTVex-Vicky April 24, 2014

ex-friend

A person who used to be your friend.

Me:I used to be friends with Niko,and we are ex-friends now because he was talking bad about me,and said that I suck.
Luigi:I am ex-friends with my very good friend Lorenzo because he doesn't talk to me anymore when I was talking to him,and he was running away from me when I was trying to hang out with him.

by LL6000 May 22, 2016