barns courtney

That one nigga

Nigga Barns Courtney

by thebankofjesuschrist May 5, 2017

Barn Whore

A girl who constantley blogs or post things on facebook about being country ; also fantasizes about how one day they will marry there red neck romeo.

Barn Whore FB post : " If you aint country, you needa gitcha butt outta here honey. "

Post 2 : " There aint nothin sexier than some wranglers, old t-shirt, and cowboy boots. "

by Lethal Lemon Ninja June 6, 2013

autumn barnes

She is a beautiful person, and is always with her friends, and is valued. She is determined to do anything and everything. She is a teachers pet and gets straight A's. An Autumn is an amazing person.

Autumn is a beautiful amazing person.

Autumn is really smart.

I go to her for anything.

Autumn Barnes is always with her friends, and she is determined.

by Miranda Greene June 30, 2016

Barne's Test

Created when a man said he would never sleep with a women and his friend challenged him with the following scenario:
"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"

This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend

"Hey mate did you see Lewis' new girlfriend, she's fucking ugly"

"Barne's Test mate?"

"Yeah ok she's alright."

by The one with pie February 26, 2009

Early barnes

Derived from early doors, this means early

It's gonna be busy at the club, we should get there early barnes.

by rtj loco September 25, 2003

Barn-esque

when the decor inside some ones home or business resembles the interior or exterior of a barn.

most common in rural communities

"hey Renee, what do you think of the new paint job at that neighbourhood sports pub?"

"meh, It's alright the colour is kinda Barn-esque though..."

by gorgeousgeorge83 January 5, 2010

Chris Barnes

To cover a song in a totally unacceptable vocal style.

Dude, you just Chris Barnes'ed that song!

by Dasher10 January 13, 2009