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Barenskie 

A Barenskie is a member of the best family in the world. They are funny, kind and talented and everyone wants to be one. In fact calling someone a Barenskie is an extreme compliment in many parts of the world.

The female Barenskies tend to be the best.
"God, I wish I was a Barenskie"
"Awk -insert name- you're such a barenskie!"
Barenskie by ecolumber October 24, 2011
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"that girl is barensing"

"look over there, barensing"
Barensing by Rusty.. October 7, 2009
1. Beer
2. A serving of beer
" We had some brewskies while watchin' the hockey game."
brewskies by The Goose Man November 6, 2007

Bareskin Cup

A bareskin cup is the act of using the palm of your hand in a "cupped" fashion and placing it over your bum hole before you rip a stinky fart. The fartstink, which remains in the hand in a concentrated form, is then distributed by opening the hand in front of anothers nasal passage, causing tear-jerking stink. The Bareskin Cup can also be disguised in short as a "bachlor of science (BSc)" for an unsuspecting victim.
Dwayne shows up at our party the other night with shitstains on his undies so I gave him a bareskin cup to the face. Needless to say he ran home crying
Bareskin Cup by Langebone June 8, 2009

Benskieoner

Australian cum enthusiast, tomato aficionado and Twitch streamer. Makes a habit out of banning users for content and once banned his entire chat in one evening. For all his flaws, it has to be said he's undoubtedly the best Hot Dog Bush streamer in the world, and said game will one day be his ticket to fame. Famous in moustache circles for his glorious mouth brow.
Benskieoner's up to his usual shenanigans
Benskieoner by benskieplsdontbanme September 24, 2021

Brunskies 

Brownies that have been made special by the magical super infusion of potent marijuana.
You call that a brunskie? It only had .5g in it!

Poser Stoner: Dude I just made some special brownies!

Real Stoner: Fuck You! They're called brunskies Bro Montana.
Brunskies by Sir-Cum-ference October 7, 2010

brewskie 

a term not normally used by person's of african decent meaning, a beer or that drink having the same effects of beer.
Hey man whats up, me and the guys are going to the bar to get a brewskie, wanna come?
brewskie by Tony Cavielo May 9, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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