by The Real Black Jesus March 24, 2019

someone who presses their religion on you, especially catholicism. They make reference to their religion and justify everything behind their religion in a conversation.
ex:
man: This woman came to to my house today to try and convert me, bro.
Friend: Bitch was a Jesus Bumper, yo.
man: This woman came to to my house today to try and convert me, bro.
Friend: Bitch was a Jesus Bumper, yo.
by cutup3 July 21, 2014

A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.
Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!
Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.
VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!
CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.
VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!
CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
by Stupidly Sophisticated January 15, 2023

Jesus is a manipulative piece of shit
by azues November 21, 2021

He's GAYbriel
by bruh idk. im not einstien December 11, 2023

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025
