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Jesus

Means - God Saves. Salvation.

The Way, the Truth and the Life. Son of God. Messiah. King of Kings and Lord of Lords. Jesus is Lord. The only one who can save our souls. His sinless, spotless blood was shed for humanity around 2,000 years ago. He is the most loving person you would ever know. Full of compassion and mercy, He revealed the loving nature of God. He knows everything about everyone. He is the Lamb of God and the Lion of Judah. No one can compare to Jesus. He performed many miracles. He cast out demons. He healed everyone He met. He cured the blind, healed the crippled and lame, He preached on repentance and forgiveness. He is God in the flesh. Immanuel means literally 'God with us'. The first man to have been born into this world of a virgin and therefore able to live without the sinful nature and never sin once. He defeated death and rose again on the third day. His first disciples were martyred for the faith, brutally killed for preaching about what they had seen and heard with their own eyes.
"Jesus is my Lord and Saviour"
"Lord Jesus is beautiful beyond description."
"Jesus is my closest friend, I am going to meet Him in Heaven"

"Jesus wants us to love our enemies and love our neighbour as ourselves"

"Jesus is the Messiah, the Son of God, the risen Christ"

"Everything about Jesus is pure, right and true. He has the power to save us and make us whole. No one can ever love each one of us as much as He does"
by heavensjewels April 3, 2022
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Jesus

Yeah they aren't going to be in any order. It'll just be as I think of them. I actually thought of these a while ago but whatever...
Guard "Um, ah shit this is gonna suck- Harod? Um... King Harod?"

Harod "What!?"

Guard "Um... Shit... There's a guy running around saying he's the creature dawg."

Harod "Pft! What!?" *snickers*

Guard "Uh... Yeah... It's pretty bad man."

Harod "Wait, what?" 🤨

Guard "Yeah, no he is walkin on water and shit... Making fish-"

Harod "MAKING FISH! OH! OOOOOOH SHIT"

Guard "Yeah........"

Harod "OOOOOH SHIT! OH! I'M HYPERVENTILATING! OOOOOH! THIS!"

Guard "Yeah..."

Harod "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?"

Guard "I donno man..."

Harod "OOOOH SHIT.... He is going to fuck our shit UP MY GUY!"

Guard "Damn..."

Harod "Yeah! This is not a good thing. What's happening right now? We are fucked! Oh man- Where is it!? What is it even doing!? What do I even call it!?"

Guard "He's- Yeah... He's like a guy man. He's Jesus. He's got a name and everything. He's like a guy now... In the world. Just HERE."

Harod 😨

Guard "Yahp..."

Harod "Get it. Get rid of it. Wait! Bring it here... Bring it here I need to see it."

Guard "How... Am I supposed to..."

Harod "Bwah, shit I don't know... Get a bunch of guys. Grab him. Put him in a sack."

Guard *sigh*

Harod "Yeahyeah I know it's... Look. We gotta get it man. Holy shit this is really bad..."

Guard "Yeah... Alright..."
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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Jesus

A name of a very cute guy
Omg did you see Jesus he is so cute.
by Chulito November 22, 2021
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Jesus

can this guy be just a very nice person that meditated a lot?
Doug: hey, J!
Jesus: hey, Forcett.
by wokeup2this July 8, 2022
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Black Jesus

Is the holy saviour of the hood and will punish all non-believers. He is worshiped via pouring orange juice over a white mans severed hand, then saying a prayer.
Therapist: Black Jesus isn't real dont worship him
Believer: No, Black Jesus is our saviour and you shall rot in the white man's hell!
by Danish_Cookie0908 February 16, 2020
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sweden jesus

Sweden jesus (swedish jesus) AKA bladee, is a swedish cloud rapper.
by rooted.mips.fan May 27, 2021
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boomarang jesus

A person you loan money to and they promise to pay you back, but you haven't seen them yet.
I loaned some money to (Insert Name) and now he/she has become a Boomarang Jesus.
by Dr. Pastor Charlie S. October 25, 2017
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