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Jesus time

The timer between A.D and B.C
by The garbage can 69 April 20, 2021
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Black Jesus

Black Jesus was found running from the police.
by The Real Black Jesus March 24, 2019
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Jesus Bumper

someone who presses their religion on you, especially catholicism. They make reference to their religion and justify everything behind their religion in a conversation.
ex:
man: This woman came to to my house today to try and convert me, bro.

Friend: Bitch was a Jesus Bumper, yo.
by cutup3 July 21, 2014
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A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.
Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!

Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.

VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!

CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
by Stupidly Sophisticated January 15, 2023
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Jesus

A piece of human scum who hates everyone and cares for no one
by azues November 21, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025
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