shimshaw creamtime 

historically known to have ran a farm in Utica, NY and owned the largest cow recorded in history (called charles) and was the top in the milk industry in the olden times

"shimshaw creamtime."

shimshaw creamtime by clayxspooky February 25, 2021

Cram 

A little mushy substance you put between your gums. Available in 3 distinct flavors: Raspberry, Berry, VERY Berry. Can be used in the making of weaponry: Must be laid in the sun for a fortnite to become harder than steel. The opposite of Cram is Mark. Cram costs 20 gold coins per bucket. A Cram sword costs 50 gold coins.

“I am selling ‘Cram’ for 20 gold coins.”
“Laid in the sun for a fortnite it can become harder than steel, ‘Cram’ sword.”

Cram by _cvyper August 8, 2019

Cheam 

Cheam is a smart area of outer London on the boundary with Surrey. It is in the much admired and very leafy London Borough of Sutton. It has at its centre a beautiful village and park. The park contains a mansion called Nonsuch. There are numerous trendy restaurants, gift shops and coffee houses in the village, along with a branch of Waitrose.

Cheam is very much the place to be for stylish people of all ages. It is truly EXCELLENT.

yuppy househunter: "all the nice areas around London are just sooo pricey..........."

yuppy 2: Move to Cheam; it's lovely and not too dear. It's the next place to be!

Cheam by .l April 6, 2014

Feridon's Creampit 

A sacred and holy pit that is roughly 50 meters deep and filled with gallons of Feridon's potent ejaculations. Typically used as the grounds of a sacred blood ritual involving the mutilation and sacrifice of 7 Mongolian child sex slaves who are then tossed in the creampit, dissolving and mixing with the sperm, in order to gain an audience with Feridon.

"What do you mean the child sex slaves escaped my speed chamber? What am I supposed to tribute to Feridon's creampit now?"

Feridon's Creampit by Feridon Hamidi March 18, 2019

Cram Sword

This piece of weaponry was created by a blacksmith using cram. The cram sword was made out of cram that was layed out for about a fortnight, making it harder than steel. Right now, the sword goes for 50 gold coins.

I went into battle with a cram sword.

Cram Sword by JakeTheJew August 28, 2019

greg cramery 

greg is a very fucking sexy male with a phat horse cock, greg is also known to have a third leg
everytime i see him bending over pulling out the weeds on the front lawn i jizz inn my pants

greg cramery is a sexy man

greg cramery by anonymous February 1, 2021

Dreaming creaming 

A wet dream

Little Dougie woke up in a puddle after the dreaming creaming !

Dreaming creaming by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016