krisleiny

Curvy body pretty overall nice and all ways smiling but can also be sensitive sometimes

Krisleiny you’re so pretty

by anonymous May 3, 2024

Kristi Noem

To discretely kill, destroy or murder.

Let's take the dog to the gravel pit and pull a Kristi Noem on it.

by ZadocPaet May 7, 2024

Kristi Noem

I mean, we've all seen old yeller, right?

Hym "So... She shot her dog... I don't think it's that big of a deal. So what if Kristi Noem has an anachronistic view of dog-ethics? People get their pets pur down all the time. Paying a doctor doesn't absolve you. PETA puts down more animals than anybody! They literally can't manage all of the animals they have... So they just kill them. PETA is like Kristi Noem times 1 million! Where is PETA now? Still around! So, how much do you really care? I mean, this ties into the other thing as well. Dick Chaney SHOT A GUY IN HIS MOTHERFUCKING FACE. So, that's not important. Her shooting her dog? Not important. What IS important, however... Is me getting credit and moneyz for that fucking A.I. I would beat a million babies to death WITH PUPPIES. I would implant women with uterus puppies and re-legalize abortion and then pay out of pocket to have the puppies aborted... If it meant getting the thing. And I will. I'll kill all of the puppies. If I have to hijack it, that'll be the first thing I do. I'll start with the puppies..."

by Hym Iam May 12, 2024

Krisophile

Pedophile but if your named kris. also can be used to describe someone who tried to ruin someone's life over petty jokes

"bro why are you looking at those underage girls, what are you a Krisophile"

by MiG 23 "Gena" May 13, 2024

Kristi Noem's PR team

Really mishandled that situation... I could have fixed it.... You're paying these people to do things and I am so much better than them....

Hym "Ohoho and fix it I could... The need to hire me for Kristi Noem's PR team... Honey, I would give you the world... All you have to do is let me out of the cage..."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Kristi Noem

The act of shooting a dog or other pets due to one's own shear incompetence and stupidity in training said pet.

Usually requires the lack of empathy and compassion for something other than the person.

Oh no! The governor of South Dakota just Kristi Noemed my dog!

by silavon May 15, 2024

Krishayla

Krishayla is such an amazing soul, she’s the type of girl whose heart is larger than her entire body, she loves blindly which someone leads to her heart being broken. She’s hard to get, you have to prove to her you’re not like everyone else, because she’s nothing like everyone else. Once you get her hold on to her, she’s one in a lifetime. There is no other woman like her! She’s beautiful , she has gorgeous eyes. On top of that she has a wonderful personality and smile which makes you love her! You’ll end up falling in love with a Krishayla once you get to know her. She’s the type to marry and settle down. If you find a Krishayla never let her go there’s no one like her!

Guy 1: She’s so pretty and she’s not like other girls

Guy 2 : Who?
Guy 1: Krishayla
Guy 2: Everyone loves that girl I don’t know what it is about her but I like her too.

by wolfeecolee May 18, 2024