Krisophile
Pedophile but if your named kris. also can be used to describe someone who tried to ruin someone's life over petty jokes
Krisophile by MiG 23 "Gena" May 13, 2024
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kidophile
A high schooler who enjoys texting and talking to middle schoolers. Not necessarily a pedophile but enjoys interacting with younger teenagers.
Guy 1: "You're in 10th grade, and how old is your girlfriend?"
Guy 2: "13."
Guy 1: "Dude, you're such a kidophile."
Guy 2: "13."
Guy 1: "Dude, you're such a kidophile."
kidophile by Jessycanda November 4, 2013
Kiristophile
A person who is attracted to girls who are more than four years younger than themselves. The attraction may be affectionate, passionate, lustful, etc., depending on the individual. Every kiristophile is unique, just like all people. Kiristophilia does not result from immaturity or mental instability. It is merely a magnification of a male's natural desire for younger females. The word comes from the greek roots kiristi, meaning girl, and philos, meaning love.
girllover, paedophile, paedosexual
girllover, paedophile, paedosexual
12-year-old girl:You're handsome.
18-year-old guy:You're cute. You want to hang out at my apartment?
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Mr.Bob:Your daughter is really cute. Is she available?
Mr.Steve:What's wrong with you?! My daughter's nine! Pedophile dirtbag!
Eavesdropper:You'd better stay away from my son!
Mr.Bob:I'm a kiristophile, I only like the girls.
18-year-old guy:You're cute. You want to hang out at my apartment?
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Mr.Bob:Your daughter is really cute. Is she available?
Mr.Steve:What's wrong with you?! My daughter's nine! Pedophile dirtbag!
Eavesdropper:You'd better stay away from my son!
Mr.Bob:I'm a kiristophile, I only like the girls.
Kiristophile by Wilddwarf April 17, 2009
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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