john brey 

Cockney rhyming slang for a ashtray.

"can you please pass me the john brey, I need a smoke n sup"

john brey by Fez November 26, 2007

John Valenzi 

Loves Emma.
Too Sarcastic.
Gets punched in the face by strangers.

He loves Emma... must be a John Valenzi.

John Valenzi by akfajgaj November 10, 2010

John the Baptist Cockfish 

A man who thinks he is a baptist is is really a man who worships the cocks of fish. One who is still in the closet and wishes he is a man. A man who has a vagina and no spine

"It is time to leave.", says the bar tender.
"Hold on John the Baptist Cockfish, I have not finished my drink."

John the Baptist Cockfish by Hybrid Soul Taker December 16, 2010

john carew 

cockney rhyming slang for a cup of tea or 'brew' often shortened to simply a john

1- put the kettle on i could do with a john carew
2 - yea i really need a john

john carew by leonf1 March 13, 2011

John Joshua panty party 

When a group of male friends get together and conpare their panties whilst doing a circle jerk.

Man we had an awesome John Joshua panty party last night

John Joshua panty party by cobra69 May 13, 2014

John Cena 

1. A internet meme that people use when possible to annoy the shit out of people.

2. A WWE superstar.

Person 1- "hey who's that new kid?"

Person 2 - its...
Person 1- oh god

Person 2- JOHN CENA!!!!
Person 1- this why i hate you...

John Cena by once-ler is senpai April 25, 2016

john mraz 

Is a outdoorsman who loves to hunt and build forts. He is a bearded man who loves his girl!

John Mraz was in the woods again today!

john mraz by Greatestwhitehunter September 21, 2016