2 definitions by leonf1

john carew

cockney rhyming slang for a cup of tea or 'brew' often shortened to simply a john

1- put the kettle on i could do with a john carew
2 - yea i really need a john

by leonf1 February 26, 2011

jew goal

a term used to describe a type of footballing goal in which a player squares the ball when in a 2 on 1 with the goalkeeper. it originates from the game fifa and is still largely used within this game but can also be used in real life. a jew goal is frowned upon within the fifa community and often results with the scoring player being called a jew.

1- what a goal
2- no that was a jew goal you jew

by leonf1 February 26, 2011