Fez's definitions

Canadian Government

The most Corrupt and only corrupt thing in Canada besides Toronto.

Sponsership scandal... the latest thing since SARS

by FeZ February 27, 2004

Dyfrig

A hump backed man named Dyfrig, He hangs around the pier and plays on the slot machines. He has a scar on his head from head butting the slot machine when he lost.

Me-"allright dyfrig, how is your back"
Dyfrig-"Im ok pal, my back is sore i have to rub lotion on it"
Me-"(sings) Back up back up"

by Fez October 13, 2004

john brey

Cockney rhyming slang for a ashtray.

"can you please pass me the john brey, I need a smoke n sup"

by Fez November 26, 2007

grouchy

Tending to complain or grumble; peevish or grumpy.

feelin grouchy today

by Fez May 13, 2005

carpet

1-Flying carpet
2-Floor carpet
3-Car pet

1-"omg that guy has a flying carpet!"
2-"omg such a dirty carpet
3-"ooo a car pet"

by Fez January 18, 2007

Fez

one of the biggest beasts around.

"Dam fez is such a beastly beast!"

by Fez October 13, 2004

Big Coneys

Big Cone shaped tits (pyramid spiked),Aiman and Josh king have them.

Aiman-"Want to feel my Coneys?"
Joshking-"Please i would really like that"

by Fez October 13, 2004