zola

A skivvy !!
Which means a female servant that is a prostitute with greasy hair !!
someone who is very man like and cood possibly be a homosexual

Niamh: omg ur such a zola

charlotte: well fuck you ur the one who's such a fucking zola !!

by Roxy Struan March 14, 2009

Zelda

A female version of a dragon. See also: pussy

Men have dragons, while women have zeldas

by indianoladragonlover April 28, 2008

Zelda

The Boy in the Legend of Zelda, you play as him in the games. Link is the girl.

Zelda is the boy

by ZeldaBoi November 13, 2019

The Legend of Zelda

The worst video game series published by Nintendo. Unrealistic storyline involving an elf in a green skirt trying to save a princess from an evil wizard dude (generic storyline, bleh), who's really just saving her because it's a better excuse to do that than to flat out say he was stalking her. It's set in medieval times, because, honestly, I don't see any electric-powered devices, such as automobiles, lightbulbs, or modern-day machinery (they use huge wooden gears and horses to travel, 1600's maybe?) Also, it's really easy to become lost. In Hyrule Field in Ocarina of Time, it's SOOOO expansive that a casual gamer or just someone who really doesn't care to spend alot of time getting from Point A to Point B (me being the latter) wouldn't enjoy. AND if you make one tiny mistake, like missing a key item in the game, you're basically screwed. Oh, and video games are supposed to be fun. Playing a game with a stalker elf midget, a 1600's setting, a confusing as hell sense of direction, and a generic storyline is not fun. Plus, it's not MULTIPLAYER (minus Four Swords).

The Legend of Zelda is a horrible excuse of a video game series, and, honestly, I have no idea why it was ever created.

by Oomomo December 24, 2009

Zelda: The Wind Waker

An irreparable smear on the Legend of Zelda franchise, complete with awful graphics, linear dungeons, and mind numbingly repetitive gameplay. Can't hold a candle to the masterpiece that is Majora's Mask.

Man, I can't believe I spent $50 on Zelda: The Wind Waker.

by alt + f4 August 8, 2005

Zelda

Obviously one of the worst games ever made. The princess you are risking your f***ing life to save won't even give you a damn blowjob for he rescue. Link should have given her a black panther and then raped the shit out of her. ENOUGH SAID!!

Zelda was bad.

by Tobias38 January 11, 2010

zoltan gera

one of the best wingers in the country. easily the best ukrinian player alive (well, they don't really have many good players) and he plays for the mighty west bromwich albion!!

gera! gera! gera!

gera = world class (a bit)

by number 1 wee haggis by the way April 2, 2005