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Virtual boy

A failed Nintendo console that everyone drags on, Putting Flaws aside like the headaches and small game library, its actually pretty good with worthwhile games on it.
Person 1: the virtual boy was the worst console ever!
Person 2: god you are such a sheep. Form your own opinions
by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023
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virtually flashed

Being sent a naked picture from someone else without asking for it via any digital means.
I was virtually flashed today. This guy I met sent a picture of his junk as if I would want to see that!
by Amishoney January 25, 2015
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virtual property

“Assets or goods in digital form worth to be value simply call virtual property”, (S J Tubrazy)
by s j tubrazy March 8, 2013
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Virtual Castration

Part of speech:
Verb

Synonyms:

Friendzoned

Definitions:
1) to be neutered on a spiritual level

2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.

Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Virtual Castration or Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.

However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Example One: As a reward for all of her endearment, support, love, tenderness, and caring, Patsy was awarded by being Friendzoned.

Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.

Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
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Example: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she would have those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed undergo Virtual Castration through Friendzoning.
by Coug737 November 3, 2018
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Virtual Arkansas

For people who love the internet and love failure because it's a online learning course.
by Mason250 October 26, 2018
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Virtual Life

No I am not "retreating into my virtual life."
Hym "I am not ✌️✊️✌️We✌️✊️✌️ YOU are trying to separate my virtual life from my 'real' life. You could merge them today. YOU are doing that TO ME. That is a thing you are trying to do... Why? Because if they merge... I AM WHAT I SAY I AM and YOU do not get to dictate to me what I am by leveraging both my incredulity and your first amendment right to lie and withhold information to keep me impoverished and steal my property. And I'll tell you why you are doing it.... In the next one."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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Virtually Tickled

When someone makes you giggle or laugh through an instant message or chat conversation.
Oh man, Jenn was really virtually tickled me today. She was telling me all of these jokes.

Getting virtually tickled is like being poked on Facebook, but there is actually a point.
by CT1MLA September 10, 2012
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