SMP - social media prayer

SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.

A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.

by Bridget Soden April 9, 2008

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Male tennis players

Male tennis players are always a gay male who forfeits the right to testosterone. The best thing to do if you see one is to simply point and laugh at how queer they are.

Male tennis players are so gay

by Cono12 July 11, 2019

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Apex legend players

These people think Battle Royale games are good meaning they must be retarded

Retard 1: play Apex legends with me!
Retard 2: Of course (squeaky)
Random person in voice chat: *gunshot* NO MY BABY DAMN YOU APEX LEGEND PLAYERS

by Onebiggyboi February 18, 2019

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Fortnite Players

Vicroys instead of victory

Vicroys is a way of true fortnite players saying Victory
Fortnite is actually not that bad

by JeffyCheeseBitcher December 17, 2018

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Prayer Warrior

A person who seeks to change oneself rather than the will of the Supreme Being, through prayer. Faith, lack of Pride, Compassion, Self-Honesty, Optimism etc. are some of the qualities of Prayer Warriors.

And when she said she is a prayer warrior, non-believers mistook her for a witch and burnt her at the stake.

by omneox June 16, 2018

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