Pat's Parade

An excessive celebration thrown over the achievement of an unearned goal obtained by false means that only a minority of the population accept as legitimate

Example 1: After being down by 20 points during a pickup basketball game, the person announced "this point wins the game!" After said announcement, the person charged at the hoop, sank a layup, and roared in "victory". He then marched around the gym like a bafoon while everyone in the gym watched his Pat's Parade in disgust.
Example 2: After Judge Berman allowed Brady to escape his, what seemed at the time to be, his inevitable punishment, Patriots fans joined together in mass unison in to form a Pat's Parade that rivaled the gathering in Jonestown. If only it had the same result.

by KPeffin'YourMom October 19, 2015

Mucho jamon para dos huevos!

"Too much ham for 2 eggs!"
1. A fat girl dating a skinny, frail man
2. A stunningly beautiful woman dating an insignificant man.

That girl is dating that guy?! She is mucho jamon para dos huevos!

by barrazjazz November 9, 2020

PARACOITA

a female sex partner

When his mother cleaned his room and opened his closet, she discovered an 'Inflatable Suzie Blow Up Doll.' Upon being questioned, he fessed up and admitted that this was his paracoita.

by weave September 17, 2003

parade wave

A slight hand gesture used to wave for prolonged periods of time (like during a parade)or as a casual non-verbal greeting to friends. With the arm bent at the elbow, the waver turns their wrist back and forth exposing the front and then the back of the hand in a single motion.

I didn't feel like talking so I gave her a quick parade wave as I walked by.

by Hackermom November 3, 2005

The Black Parade

FUCKING AMAZING new cd by the band My Chemical Romance.

Everyone should by My Chemical Romance's new cd The Black Parade.

by House of Wolves October 20, 2006

its a parade inside my city yeah

A bar commonly used by Ja Morant in post game interviews.

Nba youngboy: its a parade inside my city yeah a** shaking giving head.

by Showtime5 February 22, 2023

Bitch Parade

A person or group of people who are willing to do whatever is asked of them.

Roommate X: "My girlfriend and I want to have a nice dinner. Do you think you could go to the store and get us some food?"
Roommate Y: "What does this look like, a bitch parade? Go get it yourself."

by WillowAtHarvard June 28, 2011