In an academic situation: When a friend points out a suggestion for your writing, but being the arrogant person you are, refuse to accept their suggestion, resulting in deducted marks. Afterwards, they will proceed to get mad for the suggestion they were oblivious to and continually vent about it.
Friend 1: Hey, how did you do on the English essay?
Sophia: I lost two marks for not using the word reserved instead of cautious!
Friend 1: But we told you to use that and you didn't listen!
Friend 2: Well, that's the Sophia Character Sketch Paradox in action!
Sophia: I lost two marks for not using the word reserved instead of cautious!
Friend 1: But we told you to use that and you didn't listen!
Friend 2: Well, that's the Sophia Character Sketch Paradox in action!
by Geoffrey Lee October 26, 2020
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A definitive name for the 4 door truck or Extended Cab(carrying 10 - 12 people - usually Latinos) and the lawn service trailer filled with lawnmowers and weed eaters.
Mexican Parade Floats can normally be found parking in front of the neighbors house of the client, where there are several Latinos sleeping on and littering the neighboring lawns or going 20 miles per hour on the interstate, dropping yard debris in the road or proceeding at a Yellow light 1 second before it turns Red, as the entire truck population was busy watching something on YouTube on their phone to notice the light turned green.
A definitive name for the 4 door truck or Extended Cab(carrying 10 - 12 people - usually Latinos) and the lawn service trailer filled with lawnmowers and weed eaters.
Mexican Parade Floats can normally be found parking in front of the neighbors house of the client, where there are several Latinos sleeping on and littering the neighboring lawns or going 20 miles per hour on the interstate, dropping yard debris in the road or proceeding at a Yellow light 1 second before it turns Red, as the entire truck population was busy watching something on YouTube on their phone to notice the light turned green.
Hey, sorry I am going to be late for the meeting, A Mexican Parade Float is blocking the road / my driveway.
What are all these Fanta Bottles on the yard - must have been a Mexican Parade Float passing through.
What are all these Fanta Bottles on the yard - must have been a Mexican Parade Float passing through.
by senormule April 10, 2013
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Me and You under a blanket
by ravagium November 7, 2016
Get the paradise mug.A really creepy website which when entered, gives you a prompt to “enter paradise”. One you click the button, it takes you to an image of two doors. Both of the doors lead you to a page that says “Paradise isn’t for you”.
However, if you go to the page with the two doors and scroll all the way down, you will see an image of a man peeking through yet another door. When clicked on, it leads to to a gif of a creepy demon lady smiling on loop. There is also an audio thing and when you click on it, it plays a very creepy song, but in fact, it is actual audio of the first song being recorded.
Often after being played there have been several reports of paranormal activity occurring in the days following.
However, if you go to the page with the two doors and scroll all the way down, you will see an image of a man peeking through yet another door. When clicked on, it leads to to a gif of a creepy demon lady smiling on loop. There is also an audio thing and when you click on it, it plays a very creepy song, but in fact, it is actual audio of the first song being recorded.
Often after being played there have been several reports of paranormal activity occurring in the days following.
by JuegoJon February 1, 2021
Get the 1092 Paradise mug.1: When the very flow of time colapses upon in itself due to a temporal incursion or "Time Travel" Noteworthy people who have gone backward in time would be...Well, that guy in Timecop....Shut up.
Anyhoo, don't go back in time, because you'll only crush a mosquito and destroy Berlin.
For more information on time paradoxes, Play TimeSplitters: Future Perfect. or watch a ST: Voyager episodes when it goes back in time...They have it down.
2. Whatever went on with Red Foreman and that big ship in Star Trek: Voyager. Like, seriously, WTF? Temporal Shielding? And why could they live forever if they're protected from time. They'd age normally! Sorry, it's just the fact you could erase places from time looks cool, but is just not feasible.
Anyhoo, don't go back in time, because you'll only crush a mosquito and destroy Berlin.
For more information on time paradoxes, Play TimeSplitters: Future Perfect. or watch a ST: Voyager episodes when it goes back in time...They have it down.
2. Whatever went on with Red Foreman and that big ship in Star Trek: Voyager. Like, seriously, WTF? Temporal Shielding? And why could they live forever if they're protected from time. They'd age normally! Sorry, it's just the fact you could erase places from time looks cool, but is just not feasible.
"What the hell, you're me!"
"Yeah, I knew you'd say that. Take this key, it's for that door. You won't make it through without it."
"If you couldn't make it through, who gave it to you?"
"I did"
"What?!"
"Just shut up, I gotta go and save us from a big snake"
"If you're me, then-"
"1978"
"But when"
"Yesterday"
"How-"
"I'm you right?"
"Oh yeah....How many fingers am I holding up?"
"I'm you, I'm not psychic....4"
"F%$#!"
"Really, now go on ahead through that door, and watch out for...Never mind"
"Huh?"
"Yeah, I knew you'd say that. Take this key, it's for that door. You won't make it through without it."
"If you couldn't make it through, who gave it to you?"
"I did"
"What?!"
"Just shut up, I gotta go and save us from a big snake"
"If you're me, then-"
"1978"
"But when"
"Yesterday"
"How-"
"I'm you right?"
"Oh yeah....How many fingers am I holding up?"
"I'm you, I'm not psychic....4"
"F%$#!"
"Really, now go on ahead through that door, and watch out for...Never mind"
"Huh?"
by Xel'Naga April 6, 2005
Get the Temporal Paradox mug.The paradox that occurs when trying to simultaneously imply that Justin Bieber is both female and homosexual, yet not a lesbian.
*male joins a group of friends*
1: "I had sex with a girl that just turned 18 last night."
2: "You mean Justin Bieber?"
3: "There's no way it was a girl. So is Justin Bieber a good top?"
1: "You guys suck. And you need to decide on if Bieber is gay or a girl, the Bieber paradox is messing with my head."
1: "I had sex with a girl that just turned 18 last night."
2: "You mean Justin Bieber?"
3: "There's no way it was a girl. So is Justin Bieber a good top?"
1: "You guys suck. And you need to decide on if Bieber is gay or a girl, the Bieber paradox is messing with my head."
by Sgt. Frootloop March 30, 2011
Get the Bieber Paradox mug.Science fiction likes to make a big deal out of this term and throw technobabble around to make it look clever in an attempt to make the audience confused and thus ready to buy whatever crap the writers come up with.
Basically, a time paradox occurs if you time travel and change the past so that it erases the possibility of you going to the past in the first place. Which means that events will occur as if you never traveled to the past, undoing your changes so you will travel to the past again, and so on ad infinitum.
Some writers think that it can destroy the universe. Or unleash killer flying time monkeys. Well, we haven't invented time travel so we can't test these theories.
Basically, a time paradox occurs if you time travel and change the past so that it erases the possibility of you going to the past in the first place. Which means that events will occur as if you never traveled to the past, undoing your changes so you will travel to the past again, and so on ad infinitum.
Some writers think that it can destroy the universe. Or unleash killer flying time monkeys. Well, we haven't invented time travel so we can't test these theories.
- So, if I travel to the past to kill my grandfather, I'll create a time paradox and will never been born?
- Worse than that - if you travel to the past to kill someone and succeed, then you will have no reason to travel to the past at all! And without you in the past, events will happen as they originally did before you interfered. Time will be caught in a loop!
- Oh no!
- Worse than that - if you travel to the past to kill someone and succeed, then you will have no reason to travel to the past at all! And without you in the past, events will happen as they originally did before you interfered. Time will be caught in a loop!
- Oh no!
by Sikon July 7, 2007
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