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Split Shift

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.
I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.
by Molly the Unicorn May 22, 2020
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rb shift

random boner shift. to position a hard penis in a way that it does not produce an awkward shape protruding from the pants
Dude, you need a quick rb shift before your girl sees
by RJohnsizzle January 9, 2008
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sensory shifting

Sensory shifting is the most common type of shift, in fact, many Shifters never have any other kind of shift. In a Sensory shift, the Shifter will immerse him/h

energy, resulting in an Animal-like mood. The Shifter will feel somewhat animalish, alert, very aware, with an often-pleasurable heightened sense of their physical body. This is very like the mindset that people playing a sport and really mentally absorbed in playing get into. If you've ever gotten into a different mode of awareness/concentration/feeling when deep in a game and having lots of fun, you know pretty much what this is like. Hence the phrase, "I'm in the Zone!" The only big difference is the Shifter has a definite sense of the animal in their mood. The body temperature may go up a bit.
by nighttherian September 19, 2016
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Shift-pity

The expression of fake sorrow for another person having a horrible work schedule
“I’m working graveyard on weekends now.” “Oh, that’s rough. I don’t know how you do it.” “I don’t need your shift-pity.”
by PdmHillsboro April 17, 2020
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shift bat

A sheet of paper or card that gives a bus driver their routes, times and running information (such as sign-on and off times, meal break times, bus type) for the shift they are allocated.
Henry the bus driver collected his shift bat from the depot at the beginning of his shift.
by Bob747438 February 28, 2021
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Stick Shift

When she's grabbing your dick and she starts cowgirling it, but now she doing that hot back and forth motion.
"Bro, do you know what a stick shift is?"
"Hell yeah, I had one last night."
"Damn, must have been a fast drift!"
"Yep, back and forth all night long!"
by ClinicallyComedic March 8, 2017
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Shift at Thorntons

A way of telling people you need to defecate quite a lot of matter without being overly disgusting.
Hey guys I will be right back, got a shift at Thorntons.
by Welshasian February 22, 2012
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