machine cuisine

Food purchased from snack machines ie; chips, candy bars, soda. Usually because you forgot, or were too lazy to make a lunch to take to work or school.

I forgot my lunch again. I guess I'll go to the break room/cafeteria for some machine cuisine.

by ol' dawg December 13, 2006

Machine gun texting

Sending off several text messages in rapid succession without waiting for a reply to one.

My girlfriend is machine gun texting me to death and it is pissing me off

by Sinolop April 15, 2013

Machi Lawson

Machi Lawson is a Lightskin daddy who was released into this world in DC he gets all those hoes

Machi Lawson stole all my hoes

by HornyMommy November 27, 2020

Balla Machine

A Balla Machine is someone who excels in all forms of activity

That kid just owned those two in Halo. He's a Balla machine.
Did you see that shot? That guy is a Balla Machine.

by ThisisCarl April 30, 2007

pinch machine

A sexual act involving of the male inserting his testicles into an anus and letting it close on his testicles.

Guy "Dude how was last night?"

Dude"Not good my girl/boyfriend forced me to use the pinch machine."

Guy "Ouch."

by Rally Cry November 4, 2010

roulette machine skyhawk

In england there are loads of betting shops in every town and they all have roullete machines(other games are available) usually 4 per shop by law.and in these shops you have people lurking who have already lost all there money in these machines and persist on staying and watching other players loose by standing over them and looking over there shoulder or perched sat on a chair ie the roulette machine skyhawk

Player:oh shit this machine is fixed I just lost £150............skyhawk: (watching)........player: can you stop standing behind me...........skyhawk responds:I just lost a £1000 in that machine bruv!.............player responds:I don't care stop watching over my shoulder........... skyhawk responds:no bruv I'll stand where I want its a free country............... Player:(punches skyhawk in face)rage..........roulette machine skyhawks everywhere!!!!!!

by mr definition 2014 December 25, 2013

Time Machine

A virtual machine that is used to calculate time that advances Science exponentially.

They used a time machine to figure out the location of the nebula

by TimeDoc November 21, 2014