anal muff mole

Anal muff moles can usually be found amongst the unkempt pubic foliage of vagrants’ anal nether regions. They are smaller than the common mole and their diet consists almost entirely of dingleberries and trouser turf.

'When we turned the body of the tramp over, seven 'anal muff moles' came scurrying out of his trousers.'

by mtotheo February 1, 2005

mole girl

A mythical creature who lays dormant in Watlington Grove (also the domain of a certain Josh Mills) waiting for that special someone to come and rub their manhood on her protuding face-mole.

She is the Holy Grail, the World Cup and Excalibur all rolled into one.

"I love mole girl so fucking much"

by morgangills November 15, 2004

whack-a-mole

A whack-a-mole consists of taking a huge mole (tobacco and weed in a bong bowl) and breathing the smoke into a balloon filled with whippit vapor (nitrous oxide) and inhaling/exhaling into the balloon until you're forced to breathe oxygen.

"Wow did you see that bro last night? Dude took too many whack-a-moles and yakked and then passed out....holy shit man."

by winterfell August 23, 2011

molatov cocktail

A homemade bomb made of a mixture of different flammable liquids and materials, lit on fire and then thrown somewhere, usually.

The pyscho killer was bombing people in that city park using molatov cocktails.

by Kaia April 28, 2006

Slag mole

An ugly woman who also lacks a desirable personallity and is usually after a male plaything, but, although she has nothing going for her, she will be very critical of males and only want one of reasonable quality.
Main features:
1.Ugly
2.Slightly overwieght
3.Flirts with many males, gets no-where.

At a party, an ugly girl with tight jeans, resulting in a muffin top, and a black tube top (which is also too small) walks up to you. She stands too close to you and starts making sex jokes and implying that she would like you to ride her like a mexican jockey. This is a Slag mole.

by MichaelJC July 7, 2006

Molech

A modern alternate spelling of Moloch.

Don't sacrifice babies to Molech.

by DavidusPrimus February 18, 2004

Mole's Eye

A twat which makes a mouse's ear look like a horse's collar

`Consigniawas powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like like ambers. His muscular arms enfolded her her body as she felt herself being swept away on a tradewind of passion. "Now Fernando," she gasped "Take me now. All these years in the convent i've been saving myself for the right man, and now i've found you." "Fucking get," breathed Fernando. "you must have a snatch like a mole's eye." (from `The Nun and the Windowcleaner` by Barbara Cartland

by Garthy September 19, 2006