moochum

a low lifeform constantly grazing the counrtyside, mooching cigarettes, save bites, drinks, and hence anything you may have, Very awkward as a teens moochums tend to have gap teeth and mushroom cuts, as adults begin to develop a rather offensive odor comparable to that of urine, loners most of the time moochums are not even developed enough to reproduce and therefore die very lonely and unsatisfied, with reproductive organs 16 inches inside of them it is virtually impossibe for any sexual pleasure, as migrants in the winter moochums rely souly on the nutrients seeping from the foundation of their dung huts, and never show their face until the crack of the first blue moon of the year,

That damn moochum is always smelling like piss and bumming stuff from us

by malcolm williams March 17, 2008

Moochi

1. A fag

2. Slang for a male Coochi

Tyler: man marcus is such a fag

Darryl: Maybe he would be more of a man if he just cleaned the sand out of his Moochi

by Idontusemyrealname August 18, 2009

Mooch

1. A term of endearment
2. slang for kiss
3. slang for moments of intamacy

1. Hi Mooch!
2. hey! come here and give me a moochie mooch
3. I'd really like to have some Moochie Mooch Time later.

by Mattmann18 February 11, 2010

Modock

When the foreskin on one penis is pulled over the head of another penis; 'to modock'

Gabba and Brett show their love by modocking frequently, Daniel enjoys watching people modock.

by Rol3mod3l January 28, 2009

mooch

snog, kiss, get off with, etc

I mooched this little blonde bird last night- oh- she was a fuckin dancer im tellin ya.

by womoma April 17, 2005

Mooching

Skiiving or bunking off

I didn't go to maths I was mooching.
I mooched maths.
I'm going to Mooch Geography.
You're a Moocher

by Cheekynimnim January 18, 2008

Butthole Moocher

Is a person, simular to a TJ Sollozo, who likes men. He like mooching of peoples buttholes. He enjoys long walks around the pool with other gay swimmmers.

You are a homo butthole moocher.

Whoever brings the lube gets to be the butthole moocher.

Buttholes Moochers can't have babies.

by Jras October 13, 2007