Moochum

A cute mammal, especially a cat. Sometimes used as a mild insult, though usually employed in an innocent and loving manner.

That kitty is such a moochum!

It was YOU who drank the rest of my root beer, moochum!

Moochum by Jaynestown February 7, 2018

moochum

a low lifeform constantly grazing the counrtyside, mooching cigarettes, save bites, drinks, and hence anything you may have, Very awkward as a teens moochums tend to have gap teeth and mushroom cuts, as adults begin to develop a rather offensive odor comparable to that of urine, loners most of the time moochums are not even developed enough to reproduce and therefore die very lonely and unsatisfied, with reproductive organs 16 inches inside of them it is virtually impossibe for any sexual pleasure, as migrants in the winter moochums rely souly on the nutrients seeping from the foundation of their dung huts, and never show their face until the crack of the first blue moon of the year,

That damn moochum is always smelling like piss and bumming stuff from us

moochum by malcolm williams March 17, 2008

Moochmaker 

A person who turns other people into mooches. Most likely a push over, this person will probably have some amount of wealth or be rich enough to afford other people bum or mooch off of them. Because this person doesn't mind being mooched off of, the people who go to them for help will likely create a recurring pattern of going to this person, in the end becoming permanent mooches thereby making the person being mooched off of a moochmaker.

Daniel is such a moochmaker for letting people borrow money from him all the time.

mooch maker

Moochmaker by Moochmaker July 30, 2010

moochmate 

A jobless, alcoholic roommate where YOU provide shelter, heating and air conditioning, running water, and you even feed the SOB, without receiving a dime from them. Typically, they steal from you to support their cigarette and alcohol addictions.

No, he's not my visiting brother-in-law, he's our moochmate; been here 2 years.

moochmate by Makooch February 23, 2014

Boo Boo Moochu Bear

There is only one Boo Boo Moochu Bear in the world. He is an endangered species. He has a mixture of personalities from sweet and cuddly to vicious and uncontrollable. He likes to play the bongos on butt cheeks and likes to nibble on various parts of the female body (especially the nipples) but beware because sometimes he will bite. A Boo Boo Moochu Bear is very tall and handsome with dark brown hair and manicured hands. He currently resides in NJ but can be found in various undesirable places in the world.

Did the Boo Boo Moochu Bear leave that bite mark on your ass?

Boo Boo Moochu Bear by JuJu Fish January 26, 2011

Moochmate 

A Moochmate is an individual, male or female, that is welcomed into a group living situation with others, but is unable to pay rent or contribute to the group’s general living expenses. The Moochmate attempts to offset their inability to pay for rent and other expenses by providing services which can include, but not be limited to cleaning, laundry, dishes, dog watching, fruit picking and occasionally, assisting others with bathing, showering and washing their hair. However, the Moochmate is eventually asked to leave because of their drain on the wallets of the others. Moochmates typically will find another rooming situation where they can continue to mooch. But in some instances, the Moochmate must return home to a parental dwelling. In those instances, the Moochmate is often required by the parent to repay the most recent roommates of the Moochmate with cash after being required to get a job.

Leslie and Tanna welcomed Donna into their apartment as a new roommate. However, after about 3 months, they realized that Donna was not a roommate, but rather a Moochmate and they asked her to leave.

Moochmate by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2014

Moochual 

The act of two people mutually mooching from each other.

Hannah: I always mooch off of you
Jillian: Yeah, but i mooch off of you, too. I guess it's mutual.
Hannah/Jillian: It's moochual!

Moochual by Jillian C Klein February 23, 2009