Learn

Verb.
To learn is just a fancy way of saying you’re shoving new crap into your brain.

Examples:

-"I finally learned that if I keep my mouth shut, I won’t get my foot stuck in it."
-"I’m trying to learn how to not be a complete idiot."

by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025

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Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm

That Russian egg video made by Miroshka TV that has nearly 5 BILLION views.

“So, what do you wanna watch on YouTube today?”

“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”

“AW HELL NAW”

“What’s wrong with that?”

“Who are you and what planet are you from”

by PBJelly6 October 24, 2023

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Andre Keith Braugher Learned His Way To His Death

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

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Learn Ache

When you learn so much your head hurts.

Dude, we were taught so much in math class I have a learn ache!

by Abitty03 April 19, 2018

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school is a place where people go and learn. It’s not only for kids but also for teachers. Kids learn their ABC’s and the teacher learn that they will never be as young as the kids. The kids learn how to write an essay and the teacher learn that they should always assign essays just so they can feel the pain of having to read and grade hundreds of random words on a paper. The kids learn how to paint a happy photo of their family and the teachers learn that they will never have that. The kids learn how to pass letters in class and the teachers learn to never read them. The kids learn, the teachers regret.

Person 1: pass this to the person next to you

teacher: what’s going on

give me that

(reads it)

Shocked/scared/confused

WHAT IS THIS

You are supposed to be learning not passing each other notes that says THIS

by closetofame June 4, 2023

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