Keaton is more frequently used as a boys name however, when you come across a girl named Keaton it is very special. For Keaton is usually very smart, pretty, and funny. That’s not all though. She also seems to rub off as a tad bit witty and rude but, once you get to know her, she is gorgeous. Inside and out. So, if you’re ever lucky enough to meet a girl named Keaton, stick around.
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Dude, I had to to totally pull a Keaton on that skank Susan at the corner cause she's been dropping by every day after the bus picks up Jack Jr.
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extremely bad breath; usually results from when one has not consumed food within an extensive time period. The odor is often hard to describe for it doesn't resemble anything- just smells bad...
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Girl : " You must not have eaten breakfast right?"
Boy: "yea...how did you know"
Girl: "Because you are SO Keytonic right now"
Boy: "yea...how did you know"
Girl: "Because you are SO Keytonic right now"
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