3 definitions by Markie
Keaton is more frequently used as a boys name however, when you come across a girl named Keaton it is very special. For Keaton is usually very smart, pretty, and funny. That’s not all though. She also seems to rub off as a tad bit witty and rude but, once you get to know her, she is gorgeous. Inside and out. So, if you’re ever lucky enough to meet a girl named Keaton, stick around.
by Markie January 3, 2019
an over-zealous religious person who goes on bubbling about why that and that is wrong and not understanding that everyone thinks he's dumb (even the other believers of his religion)
by Markie February 1, 2004
a man/woman who uses the internet dating sites to disguise their true identity, whether it be married, in a relationship, who lies habitually for the benefit of procuring sex under the guise of exclusivity; a player, a liar
a married man posing as a single man; a woman living with a significant spouse posing as single; a man/woman telling tall tales to obtain sex under the guise of a monogomous relationship
by Markie March 5, 2005