Keeton 

a cute way of saying Kitten.

Person 1: That keeton is so cute.

Person 2: The hell is a keeton?

Keeton by PapPapPap January 23, 2015

Keeton 

To fuck someone so hard to the point where they become gender neutral

You will be keetoned by a horse today.

Keeton by 1234567890meth April 8, 2021

keeton 

The most absolute lazy that one person can possibly be.

hey dude, get off the couch and stop being so keeton.

keeton by Nate Crawford January 2, 2009

Keeton 

A boy who your friend loves and you hate.

Friend 1: The other day I was hanging out with Keeton...
Friend 2: I don't like Keeton

Keeton by wyatt52773 February 28, 2022

Keeton 

Some one Skinnyer then you Prettyer then you Every thing better then you

I am Soo keeton Compaired To you

Keeton by CelesteSavannah September 10, 2007

Keeton 

A large, flabby cretin with a big nose. Sexuality is unknown but it is fond of sexy nighties. There are few Keetons left in the wild, most are kept in a cage and poked with sticks to entertain tourists. If you see one do not approach it call your local Zoo Keeper.

It was a Keeton who sank the Titanic
All you can eat buffet 'No Keetons allowed"

Keeton by Incognito Wolf Steinhaussen May 9, 2017

Keeton 

THE MAN WITH THE WORLDS LARGEST COCK, BIG ENOUGH TO REACH THE BOTTOM OF THE MARIANA TRENCH. BETTER THAN ALL ETHANS AT VIDEO GAMES.

I got my back blown out by Ethan and his cock was so small, luckily Keeton was there to blow out my back.

Keeton by Uncle Ruckus Luvr October 20, 2022