funkelwad

The little balls of cotton that get caught in your cumsock even after you have washed it.

I went to put on a sock and I got funkelwads stuck to my foot.

by JingleBalls696969 July 21, 2018

funcle

fake uncle(usually close family friend)

My Funcle is taking me to dinner.

by MELISSSSSAAAAA March 14, 2019

funnel

From 'fun tunnel'. A device used to snort mind altering substances.

Pass me the funnel. Let's find out if this is mandy, k or speed..

by Rude Ruby Rudy April 9, 2019

Funnel

Where you cum into a girls ass and use a funnel to drink the cum. You can add some ingredients like coke or lemonade if needed

“Hey babe come here so I can funnel you out”

by Funneling September 17, 2019

Fenceless

Someone who plays all sides of a fence, or pond, or any other body of water.

He/she was fenceless, and had no side himself/herself, so instead played everyone else's sides against each other.

by Solid Mantis January 11, 2020

Funcle

A fun uncle

My funcle always bounced me on his lap

by anonymous May 4, 2020

Funcle

A fucking idiot of an Uncle.

Daughter: “Uncle Mike is such a damn creep! He is 30 years old, doesn’t have a job, smokes a brick of weed every day and he is constantly eye fucking me and my friends!!!”

Mother: “Well honey, that’s why daddy calls him your funcle.”

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020