Funnel

n.:a device including a funnel and 3 ft hose used in consuming a large quantity of beer in a small quantity of time
v.:the act of funneling

Funnel this everclear. It's awesome.

by steve-o October 13, 2003

Funnel

Somebody who drinks water and pees at the same time

I'm a major funnel in the bathroom right now.

by WorldRenownedJolfer October 30, 2011

Funnel

A woman's vagina.

Jaysus Lisa, let us roger yer funnel, will ya?

by mickybee July 17, 2008

Funnel

The collective noun for a group of Freshlings, young licensed skydivers who have less than 150 jumps, or who have jumped out of airplanes for less than 18 months.

"Fresh Meet at Skydive Perris is getting bigger each year. We had a huge funnel last time!"
"On that last load, we had a big funnel, they all had less than 100 jumps"

by Choupinette_17 March 18, 2022

Funnel

An idiotic or incompetent person.
An unintelligent person.

Ashneel: O shit I accidentally put on two left shoes this morning .. shhiiittt

Irene: o my god! What a funnel!

Zara: FUNNEL bro

by Ziceless November 11, 2016

Funnel

The act of doing coke - to 'funnel' it up your nose. Snorting a line

"I just picked up some nice powder, lets go funnel."
"Man I'm about to funnel six lines."

by Source: Jally Mary Jane Aard February 18, 2008

Funnel

Funnel or Funneling is an expression also used in the world wide popular MMORPG "World of Warcraft". The consept of the word was invented (as story is beeing told) by Exellia and Ljungfrau on the pvp server Vashj. The best place to preform a funnel is in the Draenei city "Exodar". To do this you need a mage, simply for the ability they have to make portals. What you do is create a portal behind the place where you will end up if you take the portal. Line up as many people as possible. Run towards the portal click it and you will end up where you started. Do this rapidly over and over again. It's hillarious.

"zomg lulz let's go to exodar and funnel"

by hixcie May 29, 2008