driving the bus

To unintentionally drive a common route. To turn on the mental autopilot and arrive toward a location other than your desired destination. For example, if you set out to drive to the store, but after a few minutes find that you are halfway to your place of work.

If I'm not careful, I end up driving the bus to work on Saturday mornings.

by Don G August 22, 2005

driving the bus

Holding onto the toilet bowl while vomiting. Also known as "driving the porcelain bus".

Ernie ended up driving the bus at the keg party. I drove the porcelain bus all night.

by garb agio September 20, 2005

driving to school

to masturbate quickly

person #1: whatsup
person #2: not much, drove to school last night.

by B December 12, 2006

Dringleberry

Dringleberry

A Fruit. Found at various places around the world in small numbers. Usually growing within or near thorny bushes. is ginger in colour at first but later changes to a yellow blondish shade.

Some say the Dringleberry is sentient and has a small amount of intelligence. evidence either way is yet to be produced.

Did you hear about the new Ben+Jerry's flavour.. Pineapple and Dringleberry.

by Charlie X December 7, 2006

diving into the red sea

Having sloppy blood=filled oral sex with a girl on the rag. High-five!

Man, your girl is being a bitch today! Is she on the rag?
-Fuck yeah, but I get to dive into the red sea later!
-High five!

by JRP November 16, 2003

driving range

Where one goes to crush golf balls off a tee on a fenced in range while imagining the face of their boss on the golf ball.

I go to the driving range when my supervisor pisses me off.

by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

murph diving

diving into pussy... feet first

my girlfriend wanted me to get creative in bed, so I went murph diving and she loved it!

by Suite 220 February 2, 2009