cooked

(verb)
To get insulted or made fun of by another person. If they get support from bystanders or a viewing audience then it is extra effective, whether the insults are true or not.

Shoes are a typical target for "cookings".

synonyms:
blazed, riffed, insulted

Cooker"Hey you bought those ugly ass shoes at once upon a child!"

the Cooked "What ?"

Cook watchers"OHHHH you just got cooked !"

cooked by vibraphone July 9, 2010

Cooked pasta 

a phrase used to describe something bad.
over cooked pasta is even worse.

Dude, thats some over cooked pasta that your mom died

Cooked pasta by meowmixayla December 7, 2010

Crookeding 

Verb: The act of making something crooked by some strange means

Alle was crookeding some trees over the weekend when she was smashing her cousings new go kart into them.

Crookeding by Kevin Garcia December 30, 2005

Cooked

adj; Having extremely dark skin. Commonly used by black people to make fun of Africans. The term isnt meant to be derogatory, just funny.

Terrell: "you see that nigga ova there?"

Leroy: "damn that nigga cooked"

Terrell: "word, he dark as fuck"

*laughing

Cooked by I'd beat September 19, 2011

croomed

To have your ass beat on national TV.

Nick Saban took his previously ranked Alabama Crimson Tide to Starkville, Mississippi and got Croomed.

croomed by dawgenstein December 10, 2007

Cooked

The epitome of intoxication (generally through canabis, people are generally called "cooked" once they find it impossible to contain a smile or giggles, and look like someone has poured red paint into their eyes.

"Dude, did you see how fucked up Jeremiah was?"

"Yeah, man! That cunt was absolutely cooked"

Cooked by Words of anarchy October 7, 2015

cooked carrot 

Basically disgusting, nobody likes you, ruins everything.

"She is such a cooked Carrot"

cooked carrot by allme554 January 25, 2017