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Crook

The future is crook (as stated by young James LeBron in a crypto commercial)
by jay parker November 26, 2022
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Thomas Matthew Crooks

A hero. He could have saved the world like Georg Elser.
Thomas Matthew Crooks was a hero.
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Crook

Rick Thorganson
Rick Thorganson is a arrogant Crook
by Jusoslsllll March 17, 2022
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Crooke

A pro Epic gamer who is obviously the best streamer on twitch, YouTube and literally every streaming platform.
"Who's the best streamer in the world?" "Crooke!"
by its.Crooke August 7, 2019
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Pussy Crook

Someone who lies and sells you a dream and super secretive love bombing you doing the most to have sex then after sex the true colors start to show .
Her: hey how are you and rob doing? He seems so perfect for you!
She: oh Rob was a liar girl. He’s a pussy crook. I want my pussy back.
by Flybirl July 15, 2022
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Crooked butthole

Ive had crooked butthole ever since i ate those carolina reaper pickles
by Jade Tea March 9, 2022
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Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.
Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.
by steammustachio May 31, 2020
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