try before you buy

pre-marital sex, trying the 'merchandise' before signing any 'contract'!

steve believed strongly in the try before you buy school.

lila always deferred to the try before you buy mode.

try before you buy can help avoid signing a bad, hidden policy, or misrepresented 'contract'

by michael foolsley July 31, 2012

Bedoe

the act of pussying out when a hot drunk girl is practically throwing herself onto you sexually.

Good lord, that bitch wanted him so bad but my man pulled a straight Bedoe son!!

by teep July 25, 2006

chicks before dicks

Here's one for the girls!You know how the guys always stick together,back eachother up and then use that awful phrase "bros before hoes" well here's our answer to that girls!

Amy: "you didn't just tell that boyfriend of yours what i just did....did ya?"
Kelly: "hell no! chicks before dicks..remember!!"

by naimii April 10, 2008

before their time

happening before someone was born or old enough to know what is going on

"Well done Peter",we all say and not before their time

by coolsdragon April 15, 2014

bros before hoes

The most true saying ever. You put your friends, homeis, what have you (bros) before your girlfriend, wife, mistress, etc (hoes). Always. Putting hoes before bros is wrong. It breaks all forms of comradery, homie-ship, and friendship. Never put your hoes before bros. NOTE: Putting hoe-bros before hoes is exceptible. Hoe-bros are friends who you are not romantically involved with, and also not trying to bang. But still put your bros before hoe-bros.

Alex: Let's go smoke some weed!
John: Sorry man, I can't. Monique doesn't want me to do weed.
Alex: Dude, you're getting whipped! Bros before hoes!
John: Well played. Go get your lighter.

by Comrade 47 April 30, 2008

The Before Time

Phrase from Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, used by the children born after societal collapse in referring to the time before.

Also occurs in South Park's "Wacky Molestation Adventure," as a cultural reference to Mad Max, as the kids cause society to collapse in the episode after claiming that every adult in town molested them.

People were happy in the before time, the long long ago.

by ItsnotFROMsouthparkmoron August 1, 2017

lick it before you kick it

To lick a pussy before pummeling it with your rod.

A: Do you like oral sex?
B: Of course, as I always say, lick it before you kick it.

by jeff October 1, 2004