Misrepresented

Junior grimes, if anyone chooses to worship him then they’re not properly representing him

Junior: don’t worship anybody, not even me! For I am the first and last of the sinful.

People: okay but we believe you are divine

Guy 1: your really misrepresented old J now, didn’t you?

Misrepresented by Postage it November 3, 2021

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misrepresentative

1. A congressmen or representative who say they represent their people but rather pursue self interests
2. An elected official who claims to believe one way but votes the opposite
3. A politician who holds office who lied to his constituents just to get their votes and contributions
4. A congressmen or representative who's campaign is paid for by a wealthy contributor(s) to fool the people that he is to represent into believing he has their best interests in mind when in fact he's doing the bidding of the wealthy contributor(s).

I voted for those dumbasses and they don't reflect my opinion at all. Instead of representatives they should be called misrepresentatives, he ain't no representative he's a misrepresentative.

"The wealthy Electric and Coal Corporations paid for your campaign congressman," said the lobbyist, "you need to vote against that bill, even though you and I know it would be in the best interest of the people in your district to breathe clean air."

misrepresentative by Captain Cheesewhiz November 13, 2014

Word of the Day on November 3, 2015

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Little Misrepresente

A girl (typically Latina) who catfishes guys mostly by claiming to be hot shit, when in reality she's got nothing going for her.

"What happened with Rita?"
"She's a total Little Misrepresente. Hot as hell, but I almost went broke taking care of her."

Little Misrepresente by CloudLord69 December 11, 2019

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Misrepresent

You are going to misrepresent a situation that IS NOT SUBJECTIVE, into a child murder and you are going to share that guilt with everyone except for the actual murdered. You need to stop trying to prove you're tough. You're not a hero and you're not good.

Hym "Don't let them misrepresent your kids to death. They will do it if you continue to get them and the tax man will come for me eventually and I will not survive prison for any amount of time so I will HAVE TO murder someone's kid."

Misrepresent by Hym Iam May 18, 2025

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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