polish wad

A large quantity of cash bills of low denomination wrapped with a single bill of high denomination, thus giving the impression of greater wealth than one actually possesses.
Dude is banking! Oh, wait, that's just a polish wad.
by Professor Fishwheels March 18, 2010
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ass wad

when u shove dicks and dildos up yo ass
why u ass wad
by MARYJXTV_ April 15, 2015
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Dick wad

a person that steals other people's ideas for the sole purpose of trying to be cool around people that don't care about them.
Humberto: Hey I'm gonna let my hair grow out. It's totally original

Jeff: I did that last year and you called it gay so it's not.

Humberto: Technically I am.

Jeff: Technically? So that means no.

Humberto: But at least I'm gonna get ladies now

Jeff: God damnit you're such a dick wad
by Heff Garsha August 16, 2010
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Turd wad

When you fart and a fart doesn't come out
by bbq13 March 13, 2008
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penis wad

A penis that has been tied into a knot which may or may not include the scrotum. Also used when describing a person who is similarly mixed up and causing some form of annoyance.
Damn it Matthew you penis wad, this is the third time this week you messed up the money.
by Jonathan Gunz February 21, 2005
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connector wad

When putting up christmas lights and all cords amass in one outlet to form one huge bundle of plugs and outlets.
Clark Griswold: Hey Eddie, hand me the connector wad so i can turn night into day man with all the Christmas lights!
Eddie: Sounds good Clark, I'll get the kids!
by Brian V. Harris November 30, 2007
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wad one

This is a big tune, quality. Used by UK Master of ceremonies in big raves to hype the crowd in preparation of whats coming
"Yooooooo this next tune coming in is a Wad One!" or "Waaaaaaaaadddddd One"
by Rude_Boi December 19, 2013
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