toaster turtle

Damn, another weirdo...

Ur a toaster turtle

by Bong Bong Korso April 27, 2016

Toaster Strudeling

The act in which a man draws pictures on his woman's face with his semen.

"He was Toaster Strudeling on my face and called me his little toaster strudel"

by Dibbers the Stripper May 1, 2016

toaster bottom

Someone with a hot ass

Look at that fine toaster bottom.

by Nethasheda August 17, 2016

Austrian toaster

verb. . .when in the act of anal sex, when the man's orgasm is so intense, it causes the "receiver" to violently shit on his dick

John was going back door on Martha so hard, she covered his dick in diarrhea, classic Austrian toaster.

by bippy III September 2, 2013

Donkey Toaster

A derogatory term for 'hxc' kids. All you little 'scene, emo, & hardcore' little kids don't understand the true meaning of hardcore.

See that kid Brad? He's a total donkey toaster.

by aleksiswrestledabearonce March 5, 2011

Toaster Job

The act of inserting one's penis into a toaster oven in order to obtain a darker penis.

I heard that the girls are now into darker skin, so I gave my sh-long a toaster job!

by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011

Broken toaster

A word to call your boyfriend to make him weirded out.

“Thank you my broken toaster.”

“You’re welcome purified fridge water.”

by li horan <3 November 14, 2021