toasted almond crunch

During dirty anal intercourse, the male pulls out his penis, fecal chunks and all, and proceeds to slap his partner across his or her face with his fecal covered penis, giving the appearance of hastly eating a toasted almond crunch ice cream bar.

John: "That dude over there eats like an animal. Look at the crap on his face."

Peter: "Either that, or someone gave him a Toasted Almond Crunch."

John: "Eww... nasty."

by Carmo September 27, 2006

toaster

when you sleep with 5 or more guys in the same frat

After sleeping with Jon, Matt, Tom, Jim, and Sam, Lex got her toaster!!!!!!!!!

by hhihii December 6, 2017

Toaster Strudel

When you cum over a girl so much it looks like you covered her with cum like you cover a toaster strudel with icing.

I came so much over jenny that she looked like a toaster strudel.

by Polley July 6, 2006

Magic Toaster

A derogatory term describing an un-savvy computer users view of what a computer is.

Why my magic toaster no come on? I plug in, but no toast.

by eflatus August 8, 2009

toaster oven

(V): The act of farting in an elevator as you step out, thereby leaving a present for future riders to enjoy.

"Joe, what was that sound?"
"Oh, I just toaster ovened this elevator!!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

Rusty Toaster

When a female farts doo-doo feces and male excrement onto her partner. A sexual move used by the Ancient Hawaiians.

"Susan gave me the best Rusty Toaster last evening"

"There's cum and poop on my peenus because Carol gave me such a rusty toaster."

by TargusTargus13 June 23, 2009

Toastee

When a man places his genitals next to a space heater for ten minutes before performing sexual, vaginal, intercourse with a woman.

Man 1: What happened with that girl last night?
Man 2: I had to dip out. She came at me with a space heater wanting a toastee.

by Pudge Jefferson November 15, 2009