eflatus's definitions

Murf

To suddenly expel large quantities of purely liquid poop. Makes the murf sound as it suddenly hits the water in the toilet.

Man, that burrito gave me some hardcore murf.

by eflatus September 18, 2009

Feldered

To have ones head farted on in epic and hilarious fashion.

That was hilarious. Dude, he farted on your head so hard he almost crapped. You got so Feldered.

by eflatus September 18, 2009

Magic Toaster

A derogatory term describing an un-savvy computer users view of what a computer is.

Why my magic toaster no come on? I plug in, but no toast.

by eflatus August 8, 2009

Dump Run

To poop while running

When I have to poop on a marathon, I take a dump run

by eflatus August 5, 2009

Mishter

Hobo for Mister.

Ewe gott shum chaynge mishter?

by Eflatus December 31, 2012