Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.
Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad
by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019
mugGet the Cali Driver’s Syndromemug.

Cali Fixer Upper

Adj. A woman who inflates her "self-worth" while bringing little to nothing to the table.
Yo dawg be careful dating that woman, she's a Cali Fixer Upper.
by Fleppard April 18, 2021
mugGet the Cali Fixer Uppermug.

Cali

Probably one of the worst girls you will ever meet. May be a homophobe due to certain accounts with all the Cali's that have been reported to me.
by ThonkDonkSTONKS July 18, 2019
mugGet the Calimug.

Cali Boy

Men or immature boys who turn up after Cali-ing you 10 years prior, then wanting to marry you, move countries for you or marry you along their main-project (wife/girlfriend)
He did a Cali Boy on me despite being married to someone from his community, and regretting for not proposing you ten years ago.
by suaveita February 29, 2024
mugGet the Cali Boymug.

Cali-Commit

The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.
Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.

'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'

I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.
by tyjo121 August 8, 2017
mugGet the Cali-Commitmug.

CALI

A clever Acronym created from the first 4 letters of the name of the state known as the Kommunist Republik of California. This acronym is used to describe the contents of the state without tipping off residents or former residents of California as to what they are actually referring to secretly. The acronym stands for Communists and Liberal Idiots.
"Where did that guy say he was from again? CALI, dude."
by therealhanzo76 June 13, 2019
mugGet the CALImug.

Cali-jae

a girl so pretty, she catches everyone's eye
OMG is that "Cali-jae"!!!!
by clay wong March 8, 2023
mugGet the Cali-jaemug.

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