Anywhere Midwest or Northern West to Ohio where small homesteads are sold at a premium in post pandemic America. These may be hobby farms or single wide carpentry-enhanced camping villas on minimal to wide acreage. Some include mobile homes on less than <10 ACREAS and cost in excess of of double or more previous decades value, but in most cases previous YEAR's value Must have at least a fruit tree, grapes, or vined produce or otherwise specialty agriculture product including specialty mushrooms and/or medical and certifiable crop. The homes appearance, or overall property and standing structures must be country side picturesque or of matching metal roofs, trim, or containg other unifying features such as boulders, or in certain cases patina perfect rusted and collectible automobiles now including not newer than 1994.
Found a 200k Nuevo Cali on Zillow. Has a spring fed well. Parasites, but apparently treatable.
by daTookZah July 25, 2021
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People who either live in or visit California, yet retain little to no knowledge of said state outside of the mainstream media representation.

Most think California is entirely made of beaches, palm trees, Hollywood and rich people, when in fact it spans most of the western most edge of the United States, and has many different geographical regions, and sub-cultures.
" Oh my god, I just love Cali. Our trip to Frisco was so fun."
" Wow, looks like we have another Cali Groupie on our hands."
by Zoop55 April 6, 2016
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drop a shot of fruit flavored vodka into a corona....and chug.
CALI SUNBURN
WOW BRO, I'm quite distraught from the CALI SUNBURN I just took.
by TanRevolver December 1, 2010
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An amazing beautiful girl that wants to have a good life and she won’t let anybody get in the way of it. She is very hot all the boys like her.
by Lime squeeze March 5, 2019
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An athletic person who is cute with an artistic person. It's more cute if they both like red.
Cali likes vegetables.

Cali likes red. Just like the person who likes Cali.
by Revenue June 1, 2018
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A girl that is shy hey Julian made this by the way cali
by Julianbobbyjones October 4, 2019
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Cali is a girl who sucks dick daily. She and Aden are great friends and are likely related. They want to move to Alabama together immediately.
Cali and Aden totally fuck!
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