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Salt Pussy

(Adj.) -a person who is obsessively concerned about getting salt on their car and as a result will be very reluctant to drive their car in the winter and/or will vigorously wash the underside of the car after driven on salted roads.
I wanted to test drive the car that I was going to buy but the salt pussy kept whining about getting salt on his car even though he was about to sell it!
by IROCZ75 February 6, 2009
mugGet the Salt Pussymug.

salt the rim

1) the dried white residue left on the rim of the penis after sex
2) the dried white residue left on the rim of the anus after sex
We don't have to have full on intercourse, we can just salt the rim.

lets finish these martinis, then go home and salt the rim.

the way you shake that fine booty makes me want to salt the rim.
by Max420 April 19, 2011
mugGet the salt the rimmug.

bath salts

1) A drug that may be linked to a zombie attack that occurred in Florida.

2) The most likely cause for an actual apocalypse in 2012.
1 - Did you hear about the guy in Florida who ate off another guy's face? They say he was on bath salts.

2 - With all this news about the dangers of bath salts I am beginning to think the world will actually end in 2012.
by #don't do bathsalts November 10, 2012
mugGet the bath saltsmug.

Stripper Salt

The lingering glitter and perfume combination left on your clothes and face after a night at the strip joint.
Man, I must've gone to Darling's last night because I'm broke and covered in stripper salt.
by Ragnum February 17, 2010
mugGet the Stripper Saltmug.

Salt Baby

sawlt bey-bee
noun, plural –bies

Similar to the expression 'Gold Digger' but without the connotation of strictly being of the female gender, the Salt Baby is the receiver of gifts, favors, protection, and other forms of wealth from their benefactor, often referred to in common vernacular as the Sugar Daddy or Sugar Momma (or Sugar Parent in the genderless form). As opposed to the Gold Digger who, in a symbiotic manner, often trades sexual loyalty and the appearance of social prowess (see ‘Arm Candy’) to her Sugar Daddy, the Salt Baby/Sugar Parent relationship is often more parasitic in nature, with the Sugar Parent being in the loosing position (see ‘The Shitty End of the Stick”) of the arrangement.

The diction of the expression is derived from the approximate antonyms of the slang term ‘Sugar Daddy’ and ‘Sugar Momma, “baby” being a general opposite of “Mother” or “Father”, and “salt” being a commonly agreed upon antithesis of the word “sugar”, at least as far as descriptors of flavors are concerned.
“He’s been living with me for four months now, just smoking weed and playing video games all day instead of looking for a job, paying rent, or even doing chores. We barely even have sex anymore! If things don’t change soon, I’m going to have to ditch this SALT BABY for a respectable guy.”
by CaseyTheHun November 10, 2010
mugGet the Salt Babymug.

salt the fries

"Sorry we took so long in the bathroom, but I wanted to salt the fries before hitting the dancefloor."
by Dave Public July 31, 2007
mugGet the salt the friesmug.

salt and pepper

When a woman is giving fellatio and is turning her hands in a reverse-rotating while stroking up and down. This term was coined in Brooklyn, NY and is commonly used among the community.
yo Jenn gave me the salt and pepper last nite, that shit was crazy.
by bk pepper December 23, 2009
mugGet the salt and peppermug.

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