Raccoonery

The skillful art of training raccoons
Keith Livingston is the first and only racconist.

Keith and Amanda learned raccoonery in 5 days, Rikki is trained well.

by Rikki Raccoon July 9, 2019

raccoontheemo

Racoon the emo is very emo. They love candoy and LOVE eyeliner. They are so very emo. Candoy is the only way to be friedns with them. Give them cnadoy and they will be your bee eff eff in a jiffy.

Raccoontheemo is very emo candoy.

by :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing April 13, 2022

Salty Raccoon

When a man ejaculates onto a woman’s face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to resemble a raccoon, the woman is then sent to the nearest trashcan and must dig through it to find a hidden box of tissues she will use to clean herself.

“Dude, I did the salty raccoon on Ashley last night and after I finished she couldn’t even find the tissues in the trash”

by Wambo December 2, 2020

The Kansas City Racoon

The act of rubbing shit in your partners eyes while you have sex with them from behind.

Last night I was fucking this fat chick and gave her the Kansas City Racoon.

by the wrath of walmart September 15, 2009

Happy Raccoon

The Happy Raccoon is when:
You first, as the alpha male, feed your signifigant other german bundt cake mixed with x-lax. This will cause the girl to have to hav to take a massive fucking shit. Now in order to give ur feet the proper lubrication u will hav your partner urinate on your feet. Now after a proper lube job u stick those slippery feet up that bitches fat skanky ass. Now the x-lax is probly kikin in. The girl now begins to crap on your feet giving a feeling like no other. Now you take ur feet out of tha gurlz ass and draw circles with tha shit on your feet around tha girlz eyes. This will make her look like a raccoon, hence the name "The Happy Raccoon".

"Mr. T and I did the Happy Raccoon and then I tried it with a real raccoon"- Antonio Banderas

by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito February 23, 2005

racconinnit

my beloved mutual who is really funny and cool and amazing and awesome and cool and awesome and amazing!!!

“babe wake up racconinnit just posted.”
“IM UP!! I NEED TO WATCH AND LIKE AND COMMENT ON THE NEW RACCONINNIT VIDEO!”

by innitersz (jiggybugs’ #1 fan) August 31, 2021

Raccoon City

It is a city that was nuked after an outbreak of the T-Virus in the Resident Evil movie and game series. It was sorrounded by a giant wall created before the incident just in case the outbreak happened which it did.

raccoon city was a war zone until it was nuked

by Breandon B. August 4, 2007