Puerto Rican Eyepatch

A sexual act in which a guy cums in a girl's eye, and immediately punches her in the same one, giving her a black eye.

Originated by a midwestern Puerto Rican.

Girl: That frickin' Erick gave me a Puerto Rican Eyepatch last night, I can't go out.

by Madi sonn. April 11, 2010

Puerto Rican Shrimp

Cheddar Cheese Curls.

Alexandro and Roberto sat on the stoop, eating their Puerto Rican shrimp.

by Burn No Bridges January 9, 2008

Puerto Rican

An island smaller than Rhode Island but with the ability to produce incredibly good looking people :) and PLEASE do not judge them for what a "newyorican" do or acts like. Meet a real one before making your decision.

such as small island can produce 5 miss universe (currently) while as big as the US is they only have 7. That should tell you something about puerto rican women

by Jose el boricuoso October 10, 2007

Puerto Cuban

The result of a Puerto Rican father and a Cuban mother. Thus, making the child Puerto Rican and Cuban, or Puerto Cuban.

Contrary to popular belief, Puerto Cubans are NOT the same as Cuba Ricans.

by Felipe A. April 28, 2005

Puerto RICAN be GOOD stick

any object usually under the drivers seat of the car, can be a small pipe, bat or wire tie for a truck. Used in case said Puerto Ricans start acting up...hence the be good

Vinnie, get that puerto rican be good stick out, we gotta use it here on 168th

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

New Age Puritan

(1) a person who speaks of sex abstractly, in terms of moonbeams and sunsets, rather than pussy and cock; (2) someone who projects the misogynistic history of porn onto all erotic imagery; (3) a person incapable of celebrating the physical beauty of human bodies; (4) an unattractive person feigning sexual restraint, scholarly disinterest, and spiritual enlightenment in order to appear more soulful and attractive.

1) If that starry New Age Puritan sends me another photoshopped sunrise with a Rumi quote I'll burst into rainbows. "If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?" That goes for you too! (2) I thought she was a New Age Puritan so I tried seducing her with sunflowers and poetry, even adopting this mangy three-legged cat from animal rescue -- but as far as I can tell all she wants is sex because she refers to my kitten as "The Zombie" and encourages it to hunt nightingales; (3) That New Age Puritan would be terrified to know Rumi had erections. All the time. Horrible painful ones. (4) Whenever I see a solitary woman in an interesting setting I whip out my camera and try to find an angle - never know if you'll score an image that will take off among the New Age Puritans.

by The Friendliest Helper Ever July 30, 2012

Puerto Rico

The Best Place on EARTH! The best thing about puerto Ricans is that they don't all look the same. There all unique. Some look white...others black!

Comment PEOPLE! Show these judgmental ignorant people on urban dictionary, saying that peurto rico sucks, WHOS BOSS!

*Daughter: Mommy?

*Mother: Yes?

*Daughter: Were were you born?

*Mother: Puerto Rico!

*Daughter: REALY!! Y cómo llegar ... i nunca fue a Puerto Rico?(And...how come i never went to puerto rico?)

*Mother:Would you like to go?

*Daughter:...DUH!!

*Mother:Well then...Bien

Obtenga su bolsas envasadas!(Get your bags packed!)

by MaDDKute October 16, 2008