Poof

Basically when you fart so fucking hard that you shit out your intestines.

Brian and Ryan are sitting in silence until Brian poof's

Ryan: "Brian did you just poof"

Brian: *is laying dead on the floor with his instestines hanging out*

by Mr gay man April 29, 2020

Poof

To throw or kick any ball/ or object over a fence or obstacle.

I poofed the ball over the fence

by Xeamichael June 5, 2020

poof muffin

The nice form of saying fart. As some people think fart is a bad word

My mother made me say poof muffin instead of fart when I was growing up. She felt fart was a bad word. When I got older I was teased for using poof muffin instead of fart

by Moom1 July 8, 2020

Poof Price

Low amount of money, poor, not worth much

Wow what a good deal! Must be a poof price.

by Shabbysin July 12, 2020

Poof Diggity

what you tell your kid when they ask where they came from. with no other context.

“Wait so what happened after I left the party??”

“....dude. Poof diggity.”

by Miss Poof August 18, 2020

POOF

Aisling Murphy and João Pereira’s romantic love story. A couple who are deeply in love and super healthy

POOF they’re adorable

by POOFAMJP October 26, 2020

poof doof

when all the gayest cunts go to the same bush doof

fucken check out this poof doof

by fuckendicksauceyacunt November 5, 2020