Metallicum

(noun)
When a guy jerks off while blasting Metallica and finishes by yelling a loud “YEEAAHHH!!” like James Hetfield.

“Dude sent me a vid in black and white, screamed like Hetfield when he came… total Metallicum.”

by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025

Metabinging

The act of compulsively consuming supplementary content—clips, memes, discussions, theories, fan edits—related to a show or movie after watching it.

I finished Breaking Bad and spent two weeks metabinging clips, memes, and Reddit posts.

by lexiconning June 17, 2025

Mallinga

mallinga is that rare kind of guy who moves with quiet confidence and effortless style, the type who doesn’t need to say much because his presence already speaks. he’s genuinely sexy and beautiful in a way that’s natural, not forced—mind sharp, energy calm, and aura strong. there’s real kindness in how he carries himself, real intelligence in how he thinks things through, and a level of maturity that makes people trust him without even knowing why. on top of all that, he’s funny without trying, dropping lines that stay in your head and moments that catch you off guard. everything about mallinga feels intentional, grounded, and smooth, like he already knows who he is and doesn’t need validation to prove it.

Wow is that mallinga isn't he so mature so handsome and funny

by P3anutbutt3r January 5, 2026

hobo mealing

Jackin food and a drink from walmart then walking around the store until you are done then hiding it someplace. A free meal while you shop at walmart.

jacking food from walmart a free meal for those with a low consious hobo mealing is the new smoking

by jimbobjoe69 March 25, 2011

Happy Mealing

When someone claims an order that's not theirs, thus finessing a free meal.

Starbucks worker: Melissa? Strawberry frap for Melissa!
Not Melissa: Yes, thanks. *takes drink*
Melissa: fuck did I just get happy mealed? Is this bitch happy mealing at Starbucks?

by Anarchistslookbook August 22, 2017

cranking metallica

the action of making out in a secret alleyway meshed with the fact of going out of your way to hide the boy/girl from your parents that you’re not allowed to see/spend time with.

Chad: “Dude, I cranked metallica so hard with Brittney last night. It was so lit.”

Jeff: “Woah, what does it mean to ‘crank metallica’”?

Chad: “It means to make out in a secret alleyway, man.”

Jeff: “Woah DUDE! I wish I could have cranked some hard metallica with Jessica at that party last weekend.”

Chad: “Don’t worry bro. You’ll get your chance to crank metallica someday.”

cranking metallica: to make out in secret: specifically in an alleyway

by urbdic7 October 1, 2020

Space hopper Metallica Tits

This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze.

Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.

This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.

Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks

Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch”

“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”

by Cum Dumps October 4, 2019