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Magic Cum Dump

Right as you are about the climax while vaginally fucking a girl, pull out, cum in her bellybutton, twist both of her nipples and give her a wife-beating slap in the face to open up a magic portal that leads straight into her stomach.
You: Dude I used the Magic Cum Dump on my sister last night
Your dad: Atta Boy Cletus
by YeetusDaCletusFetus December 31, 2019
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Pus the magic dragon

Dude, I'm telling you from experience,if you mess around with Rita, you gonna wish that Pus the magic Dragon lived by the sea, so you can dip him in the water all day!
by kentaylor March 17, 2007
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magic juice

"jens on that magic juice again!"
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magic tapeworm

when you stick your dick into a mouth and sperm so much it comes out her nose
i just gave Kristi a magic tapeworm it was gross
by jason and jonah July 19, 2009
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magical girl

A type of genre in manga or anime that is targeted toward girls preteen and below.

It features an ordinary girl who one day receive magical power and transform into her alter-ego magical superpower to battle evil.

The transformation process is always the same with the girl posing and her boy basked in shining light while the clothes magically attach themselves to the girl. For an unknown reason, the villain always wait until the magical girl is done transforming and they are never attacked in middle of transformation.

magical girls often wears sexy, revealing clothes and mini-skits. As well as cutie-looking weapon.

The less prominent, male version of this is magical boy
by Hespia Klarerin December 4, 2010
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magic hands

A person who has incredibly good hand skills, if you know what i mean ;)
by Arawra Stockings March 6, 2011
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Magic Hobo

A homeless person endowed with certain magical abilities. Can potentially cause similar effects as: viagra, heroin, or a hole in your contraceptive.

Often seen in the erotic section at Border's, or in the cosmetics aisle at your local WalMart. Approach with extreme caution.
There is a MagicHobo in my closet!
by FBI March 19, 2004
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