lifeguard

The best job you could ever have. Its a wonderful job where you get to work outside, meet new people everyday, and gain valuable experience for later in life. Many people think that guards just sit around and work on their tans. Yes, that is true to some extent, but there is a lot more to lifeguarding than most people think. Guards have to clean the pool/bathrooms/surrounding areas, check chemicals, balance chemicals, write incident reports, perform pump/filter maintenance, clean skimmer baskets, etc.

Managers have even more duties. They must do the scheduling for one or more facilities, make sure that the guards actually show up to work, and in general make sure that everyone is doing their job and that everything is running smoothly. And managers get paid pretty well.

17 year old Manager: I love being a lifeguard. I just got a $1700 paycheck for two weeks of work. I think I'll go shopping after I finish this week's schedule and fire someone.

by Olshan December 15, 2007

Miller High Life

The champagne of beers.

Sorry i drank it all.

by Rexall October 26, 2003

Real-Life Cameo

The annoying friend who calls or stops by (unannounced) and is off the phone or out the door in less than two minutes. Has a tendency to do this often and for no purpose.

-'What was that? I thought I heard the phone ring??'

-'You did, it was Greggo pulling the 'real-life cameo' again.'

by Stuvis September 29, 2009

Gacha Life

A dress up game that is made by Lunime. People make videos out of this by using the different poses. These people are called gacha tubers. Some people match the clothing to the skin color and say the characters are ‘naked’. A lot of the community on YouTube is cursed and should belong in the deepest depths of hell.

Girl #1: Have you heard of this new game called Gacha Life UwU
Girl #2: Omg yass show me you’re OC (original character)

by You’ve been gnomed November 3, 2019

College life

Think of your balls with the skin torn away and your balls hanging and then being kicked there

Think of your balls hanging there with the skin torn away and being kicked there that is college life - Thebluehour

Holy shit - BlackenHysteria

by BlackenHysteria October 22, 2008

Shrek is love Shrek is life

Shrek Is Love Shrek is Life.

I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life
My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its shrek
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Shrek
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now"
Shrek leaves through my window

Shrek is love Shrek is life.

by Zoelly9000 November 3, 2014

Reverse It's a Wonderful Life

Where you get to see how much better off the world is without you

Tammy: It's been almost two hours. No one even notices that I'm not there.
Louise Belcher: Wow. This is like a reverse It's a Wonderful Life. You get to see how much better off everyone is without you shrieking at them.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018