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Think of your balls with the skin torn away and your balls hanging and then being kicked there
Think of your balls hanging there with the skin torn away and being kicked there that is college life - Thebluehour

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by BlackenHysteria September 06, 2008
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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A term used by obnoxious college students (usually freshmen) to refer to the apparently unique lifestyle they are currently living. Very commonly used on Facebook, especially as a photo album title, usually containing numerous pictures of drunken bitches with case upon case of Keystone Light in the background.
Example #01:

Asshole #01- "Oh bra, I have like, a one page essay due tomorrow and I'm freaking out!"
Asshole #02- "That sucks! Welcome to the college life, man."

Example #02:

Slut #01- "So, like, last night, me and Slut #02 went to this party, and like, we got sooooo drunk, and then like, someone slipped us roofies, and I guess like, we got gang raped or something! I'm not sure, but my butthole hurts! Hehe!"
Slut #03- "Ahh. The college life."
by Li'l Skeet December 07, 2009
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Fuckin awesome! Getting fucked up, drunk, blown, not studying and then getting fucked over the next day when u have ur midterms!
"I had the best fucking college life and afterwards i turned into a hobo crackhead, so stay in school kids."
by Mezzzy October 23, 2007
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