Olshan's definitions

coke

1. A drug, of course.

2. The flagship drink of the evil Southern empire "Coca Cola". Consumed to no end by uneducated hicks who wonder why all their teeth have rotted away by their mid-20s even though they drink like 10 gallons of the sugary shit every fucking day.

1. *snorts some coke* "Man, that was some good coke I just snorted."

2.

Redneck who lives in a trailer, and has no teeth: "Hey thar, yall wanna coke?"

Anyone with good taste and a brain: "No thank you, kind sir. I prefer the superior taste and quality of Pepsi."

by Olshan December 15, 2007

josiah leming

Josiah Leming was a contestant on season 7 of American Idol. He made it to Hollywood and did fairly well, but was not chosen to be one of the top 24. He is a skilled song writer and has posted several videos of his work on YouTube (username ohjaimes78). He was also a guest on the Ellen Degeneras Show where he performed his song "To Run".

Josiah Leming will have a record deal in no time.

by Olshan February 19, 2008

pitbull

A must have accessory for anyone living in a trailer.

"Shit main, Imma get me one a those mean ass pitbulls so it can fuck people up"

by Olshan October 18, 2008

oj simpson

A man would like to know if you think you can steal his shit.

oj simpson: "You think you can steal my shit?!"

by olshan February 25, 2008

CRX

A shitty honda from back in the day. People think that they are cool because they can be modded to go "fast", but at the end of the day they are still hondas with sweet cloth seats and no AC (lest the power required to run said AC should diminish the power of their muscle I4).

CRX owner: "Dood, my 1986 CRX can whoop your your Z4! I have a turbo the size of a large apple, and lots of stickers, so I know I'll win!"

Z4 owner: *rolls eyes and pulls several car lengths away, not even really trying to race in the first place*

CRX owner: "Damn...........I need more stickers."

by Olshan January 12, 2008

g37

The G37 is Infiniti's new sport coupe, introduced as a 2008 model. It comes in three models: Base, which includes standard features; Journey, which adds a 6-disc CD changer and Dual Zone climate control; and Sport6MT, which adds a 6 speed manual, sport tuned suspension, and upgraded wheels and tires.

The G37 is being compared to BMW's 335 coupe. However, I believe the G37 to be superior to BMW's 335 coupe from a performance standpoint in the sense that it makes 330HP with a naturally aspirated V6, as opposed to the 335 which makes 300HP with a twin turboed I6. Therefore, you can purchase a turbo or supercharger for the G37 and make well over 450HP. Plus, the G37 costs far less than the 335.

G37 owner: "With the money I saved by buying a G37 instead of a 335, I bought a supercharger."

335 owner: "Oh yeah? Well my car is twin turboed and makes 300HP. What does your's make?

G37 owner: "Around 450."

335 owner: "...Oh."

by Olshan December 15, 2007

snap man

1. A successful drug dealer

2. A good dancer

1. "Yo dawg, I just went to the snap man and pick up some fly dope. He's always got the best shit yo G. People be waiting in line outside to buy from him."

2. "Did you see that snap man at the club last night? He's a fly dancer."

by Olshan November 28, 2007