vermont lasagna

vermont lasagna
a strange sexual position first discovered by someone from the sub-species country of Orland Norwega.

1. punch a guy in the face so he has a nose bleed.
2. make sure the woman is on "that time of the month".
3. lie the guy down so that he is facing upwards.
4. the woman then sits down on his face and gyrates her pelvic region in a circular fashion. (doing the sumo tap on the inside part of the legs before commencing is optional)

would you like a vermont lasagna for dinner?

by Mr. Lasagna September 7, 2007

Hope ya like lasagna

A warning to nearby friends or company, alerting them of the terrible upcoming odor you have just released.

Lance: The other day I was walking to class when....

Eric Sherman: WOW!

Lance: What?

Eric Sherman: Hope ya like lasagna.

by echo 9 December 14, 2007

bitc lasaña

bitc lasaña is another way of saying bitch lasagna. It is commonly used to evade chat filters. The youtube search filters out the word bitch from all autocompletions. People got around this by misspelling bitch as bitc. Although it was not necessary lasagna was also misspelled as lasaña. On the youtube search autocompletions when you type in bitch nothing comes up. But when you type in bitc l the autocompletion is bitc lasaña.

Tseries Chat Mod: Just installed a new chat filter, no more b**** lasagna here.
PewDiePie fan: bitc lasaña

by Node13 September 20, 2019

Lasagna

The ultimate meal eaten by only the most epic 9-year-olds (and Garfield)
Popular YouTuber PewDiePie is where this version of the word originated, in his disstrack on soon-to-overtake him YouTuber T-Series (who has big gay)

"Sub to PewDiePie and eat lasagna to become epic"

by UltimateEpicGamer9yearold2009 December 20, 2018

Penis lasagna

When you have sexual intercourse with a female that is on her period and also has gonnorhea. Ultimately resulting in a penis lasagna

Bro the girl I banged last night was on her period so I totally baked a fresh penis lasagna

by BW2003 March 14, 2019

Latex Lasagna

The act of giving oral sex to a female after intercourse in which a condom is used.

Bob: Hey John! What did martha make for dinner last night?

John: Oh she didn't really cook anything, but i had a nice heaping serving of latex lasagna.

by ThatNeonSquirrel. February 18, 2011

Bitch lasagna

A special dish invented by famous youtuber Felix something something who goes by the name of Pewdiepie. It is supposed to be served fresh and hot and krispy to Tgay.

Here, let me serve you bitch lasagna.
Tseries ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna, look at Tseries they just cryin' for their mama.

by Lol gottem filthy February 24, 2019