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Secure Landscaping

Secure Landscaping is the utilization and deployment of Landscaping Techniques that secure and enhance your property in collaboration with network security surveillance.
Provides secure landscaping techniques that work to enhance your EYE™ Security System, while reducing your landscaping maintenance cost for your properties.
by EWTECHNERD May 6, 2019
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California Landslide

When taking a shit, one straddles the toilet facing the wall causing a shit stain down the front side of the toilet.
Dude, I just took a dump and did a California landslide. Skid marks for days!
by Little Willie 69 July 16, 2019
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miami landscaper

Miami Landscaper - slang term for someone of cuban decscent. Cubans often land in miami, purchase a lawn mower and a clapped out pickup truck. They then go around doing the work not many north americans want to do - mow lawns
Have you seen that eduardo guy?

Fuck hes a miami landscaper if ive ever seen one
by Oneofdabys January 20, 2020
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Moroccan Landslide

When a person has diarrhea or takes laxatives to force a watery stool, then having another person line their lips up with the first persons asshole, and let the first person shit down their throat
Patricia: "I'm at the store, do you need anything?"
Brian: "Grab some laxatives."
Patricia: "Why?"
Brian: "You know I need a Moroccan Landslide, you haven't given me one in forever!"
by D3M3NT3DDD February 1, 2021
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Man lands on moon

To express that something has been done a long time ago or is very obvious.
- I scored low on my SAT. I guess I should have studied to get a good score.

- No sh*t. Man lands on moon.
by ItsHanSolo March 15, 2022
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Colombian landslide

A post-coffee shitusually with a sense of urgency
Dude that cup of coffee I just had tasted like it was brewed with toilet water…I think I feel a Colombian landslide coming.
by Clever Satan February 13, 2023
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Durr Landscaping

A infamous landscaping group in the Tomkins Cove area in NY
Yo who truck is that?
Thats durr landscaping dumbass.
by Fedexguy515 December 19, 2023
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